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blorphed (/blɔː(ɹ)fd/) adj. Drunk enough to make the whole staircase appear to change setting between consecutive steps. Blanka became blorphed, finding the stairs alternately domestic, nautical and faintly theatrical. blorphinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one stairwell from the next, though the transition remains smooth. Jeroldine was blorphinged, moving from hallway to staircase without noticing the change. blorted (/blɔɹtd/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping liquid in the mouth when surprised by the staircase. Goff was blorted by the unexpected final step and decorated the banister through the nose. blossited adj. Drunk in a way that gives the body a rigid, mineral certainty while the feet remain negotiable. Ceri-anne was blossited, standing firm as a mineral but turning poorly on the stairs. blossomcrowned adj. Drunk to the extent of hovering brightly near the stairs, with rapid movements and no useful direction. Florio was blossomcrowned, darting round the landing like a small determined bird. blossomed (/ˈblɒs.əmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a spreading, floral sway whenever the body attempts to stand. Arkyn was blossomed, opening both arms before each uncertain ascent. blossominged adj. Drunk on the strength of a gradual unfurling from steady posture into full-body sway. Ailan was blossominged, beginning upright and opening steadily across the hallway. blossomwormed adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing along the stairs with a small moth's persistent uncertainty. Alasha was blossomwormed, circling the same landing in search of the next step. blot on the escutcheoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and damaging the household's reputation by missing the stairs in public. Fenn became blot on the escutcheoned after saluting the staircase and sitting beside it. blot tested adj. Too drunk to distinguish a psychological assessment from the shapes made by the staircase railing. Billie-leigh was blot tested, interpreting the banister as several animals and a difficult uncle. blotch on the escutcheoned adj. Still drunk, and an uneven mark upon any staircase descended without a coherent plan. Yeila remained blotch on the escutcheoned, pausing on every step to revise the route. blotched (/blɒtʃd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to display an uneven pattern of balance, recovery and renewed misdirection. Xain was blotched, alternating between perfect posture and sudden contact with the wall. blotchinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make coordination irregular across the entire body. Eulla was blotchinessed, with each limb observing a slightly different timetable. blotchinged adj. Having drunk more than the nervous system can reconcile, resulting in patches of competent movement. Ebanie was blotchinged, walking neatly until one knee introduced a separate policy. blotchworked adj. You have drunk enough to assemble a whole descent from mismatched pieces of coordination. Gintaras was blotchworked, combining a careful hand, uncertain feet and excellent intentions. blotlessnessed adj. You are drunk and conspicuously free of stains, though not of contact with surrounding furniture. Amelie-rose was blotlessnessed, reaching the landing clean but having embraced every wall.