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blouselessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the absence of a coat as an acceptable travel arrangement. Jaxxon was blouselessnessed and set off for the station despite the January rain. blousonned (/ˈbluːzɔ̃ːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to leave the pub neatly cinched at the waist and loose everywhere else. Yates was blousonned by last orders, tightly belted into a coat that belonged to someone else. blouwildebeesooged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, with eyes protruding at the taxi fare. blouzabellaed adj. Still drunk, and treating a rural manner as sufficient qualification for decisions about livestock, weather and other people. Sabreen remained blouzabellaed and advised Shylyn on sheep despite neither owning a field. blouzalindaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a country lane from a sensible course of action, but confident enough to lead. Jenell became blouzalindaed and led Nathyn through a hedge towards what she called the village centre. blouzed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every departing stranger for a promising route home. Taliyha became blouzed and followed three strangers towards the station before reconsidering. bloviationed (/bləʊvɪˈeɪʃənd/) adj. You are drunk and delivering a lengthy account of why the final round remains essential. Terrionna got bloviationed and explained for ten minutes why the taxi should wait. bloviatored adj. Of a drinker: pompous about the route home, voluble through every round and certain of the timetable. Tiodoro became bloviatored and lectured the queue on the correct departure platform. blow buddied adj. Drunk and treating every agreeable stranger as an intimate associate, with implications best left unexamined. Tyjhawn got blow buddied and acquired three lifelong companions before reaching the cloakroom. blow driered adj. You are drunk and treating conversation as hair, to be dried into a shape by persistent noise. Jaspal was blow driered, keeping the whole table warm with one continuous monologue. blow dryerred adj. Of a drinker: hotly ventilated, carefully arranged, and no more improved for the effort. Aimee-leigh was blow dryerred, arranging her explanation with considerable heat and little benefit. blow fished adj. The condition of a drinker who has inflated overnight and now requires water, quiet and careful handling. Susannah was blow fished by morning, round in the dressing gown and asking for water. blow flied adj. Reduced by drink to a slow interest in whatever has been left uncovered since last night. Anzar was blow flied by breakfast, examining the uncovered leftovers with grave professional interest. blow footballed adj. Describing a drinker who moves the journey home in small gusts, as though pursuing a ball across a table. Lachrisa went blow footballed towards the taxi rank, advancing in brief and purposeful gusts. blow forwarded adj. A drinker who lets each fresh round propel the whole evening towards an uncontrolled opening. Jamesmichael was blow forwarded by the third round and arrived at last orders unexpectedly. blow horned adj. Drunk to the point where the household's quietest morning requires announcing through an improvised funnel. Prophet was blow horned by breakfast, calling Shakari from the landing when the coffee was ready.