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blow jobbed adj. The condition of a drinker who appoints the nearest phallic object as adviser and follows its counsel. Marcayla, blow jobbed, sought strategic guidance from a traffic bollard outside the pub. blow jobbered adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the queue for taxis into a personal service desk. Mckayden got blow jobbered and began assigning taxis according to imagined priorities. blow moulded adj. Drunk by the third round, and assuming every conversation can be shaped while still molten. Everleigh-mai was blow moulded, recasting each anecdote before it had properly cooled. blow poked adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying considerable breath to a fire which was not in need of encouragement. Jasom was blow poked beside the barbecue, breathing solemnly into embers already smoking. blow snaked adj. Still drunk, and proceeding with the defensive uncertainty of a North American hognose. Nonnie remained blow snaked, flattening his collar whenever anyone approached the table. blow torched adj. Drunk beyond controlled domestic combustion, particularly near the hob and the tea towels. Aricka went blow torched and attempted toast with the concentration of an engineer. blow valved adj. Too drunk to admit air, information, or responsibility without first releasing a little pressure. Alexiyah was blow valved, issuing facts in brief bursts whenever questioned. blow-backed adj. Sharpened by drink into a mechanism that retreats, ejects its conclusions, and chambers another. Jasmynne was blow-backed, withdrawing each statement before immediately replacing it. blow-bied adj. Sufficiently drunk to leak every thought past the worn rings of restraint and into the general machinery. Omeshia was blow-bied, with private remarks escaping into every public conversation. blow-buddied adj. Having drunk more than friendship can comfortably explain, and still proposing a reconciliation over breakfast. Greylin was blow-buddied by breakfast, offering Rallie the last piece of toast with unusual solemnity. blow-by-blowed adj. Having drunk more than necessary to recount the evening in every detail, including those best left unrecorded. Charlieann was blow-by-blowed and supplied a precise account of every misplaced olive. blow-dried adj. You have drunk enough to require prolonged hot air before becoming socially presentable. Marielena arrived blow-dried, requiring several minutes of heated explanation before answering. blow-driered adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point at which warm air is mistaken for useful preparation. Christyle was blow-driered, preparing for the taxi with an elaborate account of the weather. blow-dryerred adj. Describing a drinker who has rendered the room warm, noisy, and no closer to a conclusion. Lukyan was blow-dryerred, circulating heat and opinions throughout the waiting area. blow-flied adj. Softened by drink into a person drawn towards stale food, warm air and the least demanding room. Elia was blow-flied by morning, drifting towards the leftovers while Evangeleen opened a window. blow-harded adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver the full account again, despite the evidence accumulated by morning. Raimond was blow-harded over breakfast, recounting the same triumph while Marshea buttered toast.