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Bird Whistled adj. Drunk to a degree that produces small, liquid warbles whenever last orders are mentioned. Less became Bird Whistled and serenaded the coat rack with two watery notes. Birdsville diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming unsteady, delayed, and unsuitable for the journey home. Renae was Birdsville diseased and required careful transport from the bar to the taxi. Birdsville indigoed adj. Drunk on the strength of something apparently harmless, with consequences arriving later in the evening. Tassia grew Birdsville indigoed after the quiet first round and missed the last bus. Birgittined adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes a solemn procession requiring silence and several companions. Eulane was Birgittined, walking beneath the streetlights as though leading a very small procession. Birhored adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the route home as an uncharted expedition. Kaleem was Birhored and examined each street corner before proceeding towards the taxi rank. Birkeland currented adj. Drunk by the third round, and flowing steadily between the bar and wherever the coats are kept. Fateen was Birkeland currented, making repeated journeys between the bar and the cloakroom. Birkenhead drilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing everyone else safely in the taxi before considering yourself. Bellatrix was Birkenhead drilled and put the youngest-looking colleague into the first taxi. Birkied adj. Still drunk, and attempting the walk home as though it were a cross-country race. Dannely was Birkied and took the scenic route across three car parks to reach home. Birkin bagged adj. Too drunk to carry a coat without treating it as an expensive accessory. Zarifa became Birkin bagged and carried her coat carefully through the taxi queue. Birkinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the cloakroom as a luxury retail department. Affie got Birkinned and asked whether the cloakroom accepted contactless payment. Birksed adj. Having drunk enough to consider sandals entirely suitable for the journey home. Joylynn was Birksed and crossed the cold station platform without reconsidering her footwear. Birmanned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably accommodate, and settling down wherever possible. Noritta was Birmanned and curled up beside the coats while the taxi was called. Birmesed adj. Too drunk to settle on the spelling of anything. Wilnette was Birmesed and corrected the menu with a biro. Birmingham dribblered adj. You have drunk enough to proceed home slowly, with the uncertain momentum of an early steam engine. Terray was Birmingham dribblered and advanced towards the taxi in short, persistent movements. Birmingham gauged adj. You are drunk and measuring the remaining distance home in increasingly narrow intervals. Steelie was Birmingham gauged, assessing each pavement section before committing to it. Birmingham screwdrivered adj. Of a drinker: a hammer is now the preferred instrument for opening the front door. Norlene was Birmingham screwdrivered and searched the hall for something with which to turn the key.