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bludgeonmanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and armed with the conviction that every problem yields to force. Fidelis went bludgeonmanned after three pints and attempted to open the stuck hatch by argument. bludgeonried adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying harsh persuasion to matters requiring only patience. Miyesha was bludgeonried, coercing the jukebox into another song by repeated pressing. bludgered adj. Too drunk to distinguish generosity from an arrangement that benefits you exclusively. Jajuane was bludgered and accepted a lift, supper and a borrowed jumper without offering anything back. blue Billied adj. Having drunk more than the gasworks would recommend, and smelling faintly of industrial chemistry. Ameere came back from the smoking shelter blue Billied and was refused the armchair. blue Johned (/ˈbluː dʒɒnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a half-fermented brewery by-product for a respectable final round. Katerinne was blue Johned and praised the cloudy dregs as a house speciality. blue Mondayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already living, in spirit, in the Tuesday recovery that lies on the other side of it. Heyli was blue Mondayed before the pub closed, performing tomorrow's sofa from memory. blue Smartiesed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to become brightly excitable about every minor pub event. blue acaraed adj. Describing a drinker who circles the conversational shallows, blue-grey and unexpectedly territorial. Marciela was blue acaraed by nine, guarding the crisps and patrolling the edge of the snug. blue admiraled adj. A drinker who has become dark, bright and liable to settle briefly on any available surface. Deloise was blue admiraled, fluttering from the dartboard to the fruit machine and back. blue ammoniaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the atmosphere around the bar acquires a conspicuously manufactured hue. Reggan was blue ammoniaed, chemically cheerful beneath the pub's tired lighting. blue angelled adj. The state of being drunk and producing an improbable blue flare in the general vicinity. Delaini was blue angelled behind the bike shed, briefly illuminating the smoking area. blue anted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, defensive and attached to somebody else's round. Brelle was blue anted beneath the high table, guarding a borrowed pint with remarkable resolve. blue anteloped adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an extinct bluebuck, present only in disputed recollection. Davontae was blue anteloped by closing time, seen briefly near the fruit machine and nowhere thereafter. blue argused adj. Reduced by drink to changing colour and direction whenever anyone approaches with another round. Dajiah was blue argused, flashing between the bar and the toilets with butterfly-like indecision. blue asbestosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dignified enough to regard ordinary dust as a public menace. Heidiann became blue asbestosed and asked whether the pub furniture had been properly assessed. blue ash treed adj. Still drunk, and standing with the patient, spreading authority of a tree native to Kentucky. Kallam remained blue ash treed outside the station, providing neither directions nor shelter.