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blue ashed adj. Drunk by closing time, and branching into a grand Midwestern tree while waiting for a taxi. Hilaree was blue ashed beside the kebab shop, offering shade to nobody in particular. blue babied adj. Too drunk to explain the blue appearance, and instead requesting a blanket and a small spoon. Prenisha got blue babied and asked the landlord whether babies were permitted in the smoking area. blue baby syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a medical classification into a request for someone to fetch the pram. Scan became blue baby syndromed and gave the taxi driver detailed instructions about congenital defects. blue badged adj. Having drunk enough to claim priority at every kerbside, though no vehicle is involved. Bevan grew blue badged and insisted the shortest route to the pub required special parking access. blue bagged adj. Having drunk more than a junior barrister, and carrying the evening's arguments home in a soft case. Vanie was blue bagged and delivered a closing submission on the merits of chips. blue ballered adj. Of a drinker: left unsatisfied by the evening, and making the fact everybody's business. Lavor was blue ballered by closing, complaining that even the jukebox had rejected him. blue ballsed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a modest abdominal discomfort for a constitutional crisis. Nikoma became blue ballsed and requested parliamentary attention for an ache beneath the waistcoat. blue beeched adj. You are drunk and spreading your branches over the eastern half of the beer garden. Shawhin was blue beeched across two benches, deciduous in temper and difficult to relocate. blue bellied adj. Reduced by drink to a lizard-like stillness, with the middle of you taking on undue prominence. Ava-jai sat on the warm paving, blue bellied and reluctant to move. blue bereted adj. Of a drinker who has assumed a peacekeeping role between the bar and the lavatory. Jalycia got blue bereted and escorted three strangers safely past the fruit machine. blue beryled adj. Describing a drinker who changes colour in every light and remains sensitive to the smallest movement. Siegfried was blue beryled under the pub lamps, reacting solemnly whenever someone opened a door. blue bibled adj. A drinker who has reduced sacred literature to something passed discreetly beneath the table. Taige became blue bibled and offered Jacore a comic whose theological merit was uncertain. blue blanketed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat becomes a coarse maritime overcoat and the pavement an ocean. Aurion was blue blanketed, wrapped in dignity and an obsolete garment, near the bus shelter. blue blazesed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that even hell requires a more emphatic adjective. Analeese became blue blazesed and announced that the toilet queue led directly to perdition. blue bloatered adj. The condition of a drinker who breathes heavily, expands visibly, and considers this a respectable diagnosis. Tajiah was blue bloatered by midnight, pausing between the pub door and the pavement. blue blooded adj. The drunkenness of one who retains aristocratic ancestry but loses the ability to open a packet of crisps. Alvery was blue blooded, addressing the barmaid as though she were receiving a royal petition.