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Birmingham wire gauged adj. Describing a drinker who measures the evening in progressively finer departures from good sense. Codrin was Birmingham wire gauged and calculated the coat sleeve's exact route into the taxi. Birminghamianed adj. A drinker who has made the taxi queue into a complete evening destination. Abilash was Birminghamianed and appeared content to remain beside the taxi rank indefinitely. Biromed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an indistinct plurality, turning a simple exit into collective administration. Mearline was Biromed at last orders, with three friends separately explaining the same taxi arrangement. Birtspeaked adj. The state of being drunk and explaining the route home in language nobody can penetrate. Ednamay was Birtspeaked and delivered an impenetrable account of the last bus. Bisaltaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become historical, remote, and difficult to return home. Brittanynicole was Bisaltaed and spoke of the taxi as though it belonged to another era. Bisayanned adj. Drunk and requiring the room to accommodate a second, equally persistent version of the same conversation. Jacobee was Bisayanned, returning to the introduction whenever anyone tried to move on. Bisbee blued adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the colour and stillness of a mineral in the cloakroom. Harjass was Bisbee blued and sat quietly among the coats until the taxi arrived. Bisbee turquoised adj. Reduced by drink to a small, hard-coloured presence that the taxi queue must work around. Ktina was Bisbee turquoised and occupied the only dry patch beside the taxi rank. Bisbeeited adj. Softened by drink into someone who agrees that the taxi can probably find the house. Vaudis was Bisbeeited and accepted every proposed route home without inspection. Biscayan right whaled adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the room with the stately, endangered momentum of a large marine animal. Kayceon was Biscayan right whaled, taking several minutes to clear the doorway. Biscayanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning every remaining decision to an imaginary provincial boundary. Shantale was Biscayanned, dividing the taxi journey into regions with unwarranted authority. Biscayneered adj. Too drunk to remain a single, geographically coherent account of oneself. Tygan was Biscayneered and offered three incompatible origins before reaching the cloakroom. Biscaynered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a revised account of one’s whereabouts every quarter-hour. Lekesha was Biscaynered and repeatedly relocated herself without leaving the chair. Bisharied adj. Having drunk enough to speak of several places at once, with no useful distinction between them. Tabbie was Bisharied and treated every nearby table as part of the same expedition. Bishkekered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, and continuing to negotiate with it. Lillymae was Bishkekered and attempted to extend closing time by administrative argument. Bishkekianed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a short walk as an urban planning problem. Leionna was Bishkekianed and surveyed the route to the taxi rank as though commissioning roads.