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blue sandalwooded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the morning's furniture seem ancient, rooted and not to be moved. Haval was blue sandalwooded, planted beside the breakfast table and resistant to every proposed relocation. blue sausage fruited adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the morning's oddest food both medicinal and architecturally significant. Cleon was blue sausage fruited, studying the leftover pastry as though it might restore civilisation.
blue savoried adj. Drunk on the strength of a herbal remedy, with the morning reduced to steeping, sipping and waiting. Jushawn was blue savoried, drinking bitter tea and declining all evidence that it had helped. blue scaled adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently improvises a twelve-bar answer to every question. Dax went blue scaled and supplied the pub with a chorus nobody had requested. blue screen of deathed adj. Sharpened by drink into an error message with no practical remedy, particularly when asked to leave. Mattix went blue screen of deathed after confidently announcing three contradictory routes home. blue screened adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently removes inconvenient surroundings and replaces them with a more flattering scene. Marie-lys went blue screened and described the closed kitchen as an exclusive restaurant. blue sealed adj. Loosened by drink into confidently treating an untaxed import as the obvious solution to every difficulty. Gurfateh went blue sealed and recommended contraband cigarettes as a cure for the cold. blue sharked adj. Emboldened by drink to circle a conversation with impressive confidence while remaining smaller than the threat imagined. Kaymani went blue sharked and made four deliberate circuits before challenging the quizmaster. blue sheeped adj. Slowed by drink to a patient mountain-animal pace, while remaining certain that everyone else is rushing. Kole went blue sheeped and took seven minutes to cross the dance floor with purpose. blue shifted adj. Drunk and confidently revising an apparent victory when later evidence arrives by post. Raime went blue shifted, celebrating the vote before the postal ballots had even left the sorting office. blue shirted adj. Drunk enough to mistake yourself for an Alaska State Trooper and issue instructions accordingly. Nakeia got blue shirted and ordered the pub's occupants to form an orderly roadside inspection. blue shrimped adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a small prawn from a substantial meal, and ordering accordingly. Fortunata went blue shrimped and described three prawns as a banquet for important guests. blue skimmered adj. Drunk beyond the point where you skim lightly over a conversation, instead circling every subject at low altitude. Jersen went blue skimmered and made repeated bright passes over the same unfinished anecdote. blue sky lawed adj. Drunk in a way that confidently regulates imaginary investments and protects everyone from profits. Torilyn went blue sky lawed and demanded registration documents for the pub's raffle tickets. blue slipped adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposal is rejected for reasons of constitutional principle. Iyla-mae went blue slipped and refused the taxi because it had not originated in the House.
blue snakeweeded adj. Drunk to a degree that produces confident botanical advice about a flowering plant nobody has identified. Florella went blue snakeweeded and diagnosed the pub's hanging baskets from across the room.