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blue teamed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen a security exercise and the glass of water a protected asset. Semon was blue teamed, guarding the water on the coffee table from everyone, including himself. blue teamered adj. Drunk, with the result that every harmless household object is treated as a breach requiring immediate attention. Senyah was blue teamered and challenged the kettle for entering the kitchen without authorisation. blue tetted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes breathing, sitting and reaching the bedside glass separate administrative matters. Rickard was blue tetted beside the sofa, pausing between the glass of water and the next breath. blue threeawned adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading into a perennial tussock across the sofa, with roots apparently in the carpet. Laronn was blue threeawned across the sofa, surrounded by toast and one untouched glass of water. blue ticked adj. Drunk on the strength of a single approving mark, repeated mentally until the water glass becomes official. Alexandros was blue ticked and stamped the shopping list before lying down beside it. blue ticketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and discharged from useful activity to the sofa with water and a blanket. Tajea was blue ticketed by eleven, formally released to the sofa with toast and water. blue titmoused adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet still capable of locating every crumb in the room by instinct. Ikeoluwa was blue titmoused and gathered biscuit fragments beside the glass of water. blue titted adj. Drunk by closing time, and small, bright-eyed and repeatedly drawn towards crumbs in the kitchen. Marcellous was blue titted by closing time, pecking at toast beside the sofa. blue vandaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require orchid-like care: indirect light, little movement and water within reach. Denaly was blue vandaed on the sofa, flourishing only when someone brought water. blue veined adj. Having drunk enough to acquire blue-cheese complexity, with strong opinions running through an otherwise quiet evening. Harlow-rae was blue veined on the sofa, distributing pungent opinions between sips of water. blue vervained adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, spreading through the sofa cushions in a medicinal-looking stillness. Stellamarie was blue vervained, reclining on the sofa while the glass of water remained medicinally untouched. blue violeted adj. You have drunk enough to turn the evening a soft bluish shade and mistake the sofa for a flowerbed. Venelope was blue violeted on the sofa, quietly blooming beside a glass of water. blue vitrioled adj. You are drunk and chemically committed to the sofa, where water is accepted only after prolonged consideration. Lakhia was blue vitrioled, fixed to the sofa and regarding the water as a laboratory sample. blue vulvaed adj. Of a drinker: privately aching, domestically helpless and unwilling to explain why the glass of water is essential. Nathaniell was blue vulvaed on the sofa, requesting water with unusual gravity. blue waffle diseased adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a wholly imaginary complaint and expects the kitchen to provide treatment. Jatiya was blue waffle diseased on the sofa and prescribed herself water, toast and silence. blue waffled adj. Of a drinker who has turned an ordinary kitchen visit into an elaborate, implausible account of bodily consequences. Jacek was blue waffled on the sofa, explaining the toast's alleged medical importance to nobody.