blue wall of silenced
blue-ballered

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blue wall of silenced adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain absolute morning secrecy about who broke the glass and where it went. Molley was blue wall of silenced, answering every question about the kitchen with professional quiet. blue walled adj. Drunk, with the result that every question about the evening meets a wall of silence. Jeriana was blue walled by half ten and would not explain the missing bar towel.
blue watered adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub seems an open ocean and the far end is deep water. Wryn went blue watered and attempted the crossing to the fruit machine without a chart. blue waved adj. Drunk to the extent of surging from one conversation to the next, carrying the room with you. Dorri went blue waved, gathering three strangers into an argument about the darts board. blue weeded adj. Drunk on the strength of a bitter green confidence, and spreading it through every conversation. Murdie got blue weeded and prescribed chicory to everyone waiting for the loos. blue whaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying more of the bench than any living creature reasonably should. Kamell was blue whaled across the settle, largest object remaining after the landlord stacked the chairs. blue whitinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly convinced the bar contains a northern sea. Claudiajoy became blue whitinged and ordered cod from a pub that served only crisps. blue wildebeested adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving in a large, determined herd towards whichever door is open. Lukka went blue wildebeested when the bell rang, carrying two companions towards the taxi rank. blue wonned adj. Still drunk, and treating the bar bill as a foreign certificate requiring exchange before acceptance. blue wood sedged adj. Too drunk to distinguish the beer garden from a damp patch of North American grass. Tanyon was blue wood sedged, crouching beside the bike sheds and calling them a wetland. blue wrenned adj. Sufficiently drunk to flutter brightly from perch to perch, never remaining on one bar stool long. Katron was blue wrenned, hopping between stools whenever anyone mentioned another round. blue zoned adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub as a longevity experiment and settle in for decades. Ciena went blue zoned and announced that the corner seat was now a long-term arrangement. blue-and-gold macawed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion required, and addressing the room in loud tropical colours. Xandyr got blue-and-gold macawed and repeated the toast until the glasses were put away. blue-and-whited adj. You have drunk enough to patrol the pub car park, enforcing rules nobody has written down. Alai went blue-and-whited and began directing taxis with the authority of a constable. blue-and-yellow macawed adj. You are drunk and speaking in brilliant, alternating bursts to anyone within range.
blue-ballered adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening frustrated, staring mournfully at opportunities that have gone elsewhere. Reine was blue-ballered beside the fruit machine, sighing whenever anyone paired off for chips.