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blue-ear pig diseased
adj.
You have drunk enough to acquire an alarming complexion and the economic importance of livestock.
Nikolina looked
blue-ear pig diseased
and was removed from the livestock discussion.
blue-eared kingfishered
adj.
You are drunk and diving repeatedly towards whatever resembles a glinting insect.
blue-eyed
adj.
Of a drinker: staring earnestly at the room with the fixed brightness of an Australian honeyeater.
Marcys became
blue-eyed
and regarded the fruit bowl as though it contained important nectar.
blue-eyed Maried
adj.
Of a drinker who has become botanical in manner, and is now chiefly decorative in blue and white.
Zarrion grew
blue-eyed Maried
and stood quietly among the potted plants.
blue-eyed boyed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has mistaken the landlord's nod for appointment to high office.
Jalisha became
blue-eyed boyed
and accepted responsibility for the pub's strategic direction.
blue-eyed cormoranted
adj.
A drinker who has adopted an imperial air and is nevertheless damp about the face.
Auriol became
blue-eyed cormoranted
and surveyed the bar from beside the sink.
blue-eyed grassed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the room has become a meadow and the carpet has flowered.
Zenya became
blue-eyed grassed
and admired the blue flowers embroidered on a cushion.
blue-eyed shagged
adj.
The state of being drunk and imperial, with the practical bearing of a wet bird.
Laakea was
blue-eyed shagged
and issued solemn orders from beside the umbrella stand.
blue-eyed souled
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has discovered white soul and intends to perform it alone.
Kymia became
blue-eyed souled
and delivered rhythm and blues to an audience of empty stools.
blue-faced honeyeatered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has turned vividly blue about the face while seeking sweetness wherever found.
Nadeane became
blue-faced honeyeatered
and searched the buffet for something sweeter than wine.
blue-fronted jayed
adj.
Reduced by drink to an apparently distinguished bird, loudly repeating whatever has just been said.
Jameisha became
blue-fronted jayed
and repeated the landlord's name with increasing authority.
blue-green algaed
adj.
Softened by drink into a primitive photosynthetic organism, generating little oxygen and no useful plans.
Shoma went
blue-green algaed
and reclined beneath the pub lights until closing.
blue-green bacteriumed
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a microscopic primitive, capable of surviving but not of finding the lavatory.
Keerica became
blue-green bacteriumed
and prospered beneath the harsh light of the corridor.
blue-green deploymented
adj.
Loosened by drink into alternating between two versions of the same account, neither suitable for production.
Aniylah became
blue-green deploymented
, releasing one explanation and staging another.
blue-greened
adj.
Too drunk to distinguish one shade of confidence from another, particularly on stairs.
Kalup went
blue-greened
and described the staircase as a reassuring colour.
blue-helmeted
adj.
Emboldened by drink to maintain peace between people who have merely ordered different beers.
Hristo became
blue-helmeted
and separated two friends disputing the last packet of crisps.
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