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bluebell of Scotlanded adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a modest roadside flower for a Scottish national matter. Issac spent ten minutes defending a roadside flower, bluebell of Scotlanded and quite composed. bluebelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a gentle conviction that every companion should hear the same wistful refrain. Jayvonn was bluebelled, serenading the coat queue with a melancholy account of friendship. bluebellied adj. Softened by drink into a sun-warmed lizard, content to remain where placed. Rossi was bluebellied on the wall, blinking at the afternoon traffic. bluebelted adj. Sharpened by drink into a protective perimeter around the city, particularly where water is concerned. Hijaab became bluebelted and directed everyone away from the puddle by the kerb. blueberried (/ˈbluːb(ə)ɹid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard small blue fruit as sufficient provocation for a speech. Desales got blueberried and addressed the breakfast bowl at length. blueberritaed adj. Loosened by drink into a margarita with fruit in it, and no longer inclined to object. Evie-jayne was blueberritaed and accepted blueberries in a salt-rimmed glass. blueberry muffin babied adj. Slowed by drink to a blotchy, infant-like quietness, requiring a blanket and little discussion. Rey was blueberry muffin babied by midnight and asleep beneath the spare coat. blueberryinged (/ˈbluːbəɹi.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and gathering imaginary berries from surfaces which are not, strictly, bushes. Dasiah spent the evening blueberryinged, picking invisible fruit from the curtains. bluebilled adj. Drunk to the point where every likely conversation partner is treated as a waterfowl. Adelmo became bluebilled and addressed the duck pond as though it had answered. bluebird of happinessed adj. Drunk past the point of searching for contentment, having located it near the crisps. Blayde was bluebird of happinessed by ten and deeply satisfied with the carpet. bluebirded adj. Drunk enough to become conspicuously cheerful and slightly brighter at the edges. Naila got bluebirded and sang softly beside the coat stand. blueblooded adj. Softened by drink into an aristocrat whose principal estate is the corner of the sofa. blueblossomed adj. Drunk in a way that produces blue flowers wherever the conversation is allowed to grow. Roudy was blueblossomed, cultivating elaborate floral theories beside the sink. blueboked adj. Drunk, with the result that an extinct antelope is repeatedly offered as an explanation. Deloros was blueboked and blamed the missing keys on an extinct antelope. bluebonneted adj. Loosened by drink into a wandering figure whose hat exists chiefly as a matter of confidence. Jisella was bluebonneted, drifting through the party with an invisible Scottish hat. bluebooked adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every blank page into an examination requiring immediate completion. Sarinna got bluebooked and began revising the drinks menu.