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Bishop Barkered adj. You are drunk and vertically committed to a glass whose proportions have become aspirational. Lockwood was Bishop Barkered, holding the glass upright with both hands and considerable ceremony. Bishop's Openinged adj. You have drunk enough to open every conversation with confidence, then leave the centre exposed. Dishon was Bishop's Openinged and invited the quietest guest to debate politics. Bishopped adj. The state of being drunk and assigning every nearby table its own parish. Athon was Bishopped, blessing each table with a solemn nod on his way out. Bisiacked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a private dialect and declines to provide a translation. Neco was Bisiacked, speaking fluently enough to himself and obscurely to everyone else. Biskara boiled adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a small, localised eruption of misplaced confidence. Tyber was Biskara boiled and argued that the coat stand had challenged him personally. Bislished adj. A drinker who has combined several tongues into one untidy but surprisingly persistent utterance. Yamari was Bislished, conducting the evening in a grammar assembled from the nearest conversations. Bismarck browned adj. The state of being drunk and gradually acquiring the solemn, unappealing colour of an overhandled laboratory sample. Jermelle was Bismarck browned by ten, with a complexion suggesting prolonged administrative exposure. Bismarck herringed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been preserved in liquor and is now best approached with restraint. Markess was Bismarck herringed, reclining in brine-like silence beside the buffet. Bismarcked (/ˈbɪzmɑɹkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every crisp surface appears to have been selected for one’s personal consumption. Audrienne was Bismarcked and inspected the fruit bowl as though choosing a strategic reserve. Bismarckianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who governs the evening through alliances, firmness and an unnecessary number of arrangements. Derrione was Bismarckianismed and formed a coalition to secure the last packet of crisps. Bismarckismed adj. Reduced by drink to administer the room through strategic patience and small, irreversible decisions. Lashiyah was Bismarckismed and quietly annexed the only comfortable chair. Bisquicked adj. Sharpened by drink into making instant, floury plans for feeding everyone after the pub. Excel was Bisquicked and promised fresh pancakes before anyone had found the taxi. Bissau-Guineaned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose carefully maintained boundaries have ceased to concern them. Toriona was Bissau-Guineaned and invited the coat stand to join the party. Bissel trucked adj. Emboldened by drink to take every corner at an angle, with confidence exceeding the available clearance. Ladeanna was Bissel trucked and approached the narrow doorway diagonally. Bissell trucked adj. Slowed by drink to a careful, pivoting progress in which each corner requires formal consideration. Shakaria was Bissell trucked and negotiated the corridor by successive, cautious angles. Bisued adj. Drunk and communicating in a language whose grammar has remained intact but whose audience has not. Torivio was Bisued and delivered a perfectly formed account to people unable to parse it.