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bluesnarfinged adj. Reduced by drink to acquiring nearby phones without authorisation, usually while waiting for a taxi. Delvis got bluesnarfinged at closing time, though the borrowed device stayed unlocked. bluesologisted adj. Softened by drink into an authority on blues music, especially during the walk home. Stalin was bluesologisted and explained the final round's emotional structure to the driver. bluespaced adj. Loosened by drink into a city of water, where every route home appears to require a boat. Len was bluespaced and asked whether the taxi could cross the flooded pavement. bluestared adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flowering plant from a favourable omen in the dogbane family. Neiya spent ten minutes blessing the pub fern, convinced it belonged to the dogbane family. bluestem grassed adj. Having drunk enough to seek unusually bright light before delivering a botanical judgement. Sahim became bluestem grassed and moved the party beneath the security light. bluestemed (/ˈbluːstɛmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the prairie grasses as categorised chiefly by their complexion. Lakea was bluestemed, lecturing the taxi about little and big prairie grasses. bluestered adj. Having drunk more than a blues musician ordinarily requires before becoming expressive about the minor key. Mayes was bluestered and supplied a twelve-bar lament for the missing barmaid. bluestockinged adj. You are drunk and treating every conversation as an opportunity to display education, whether requested or not. Tifphanie was bluestockinged and reviewed the pub quiz's use of classical references. bluestockingismed adj. Of a drinker: scholarly in manner, literary in ambition, and incapable of leaving either quality unannounced. Melissaanne was bluestockingismed and quoted a novel while ordering crisps. bluestoned adj. Of a drinker who has become greyly immovable, with the structural assurance of building material. Sundee was bluestoned beside the fireplace, apparently incorporated into the masonry. bluestreaked adj. Describing a drinker who delivers a rapid blue-line monologue, with no evident regard for punctuation. bluestriped adj. A drinker who acquires a conspicuous blue line of reasoning and follows it across unrelated subjects. Jahda was bluestriped, linking the bar tab to the migration habits of fish. blueswomanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every confession arrives in the idiom of a female blues musician. Mercede was blueswomanned and sang mournfully about a misplaced handbag. bluetailed (/ˈbluːteɪld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who retreats into the corner and answers enquiries with brief, bright chirps. Kimiye was bluetailed, perched by the window and responding only in short observations. blueted (/bluːɪtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and botanically disposed to assign blue flowers wherever none are required. Nyeasia was blueted and planted imaginary blue flowers along the bar. bluethed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken general melancholy for a formally measurable colour. Malonni was bluethed and described the wallpaper as a profound emotional register.