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blunderfested adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the morning after into an event marked by repeated small mistakes. Amala's kitchen was blunderfested, with the cereal, keys and kettle all in the wrong places. blunderheaded adj. Drunk to the extent of making familiar objects seem responsible for one's own morning errors. Anjelo was blunderheaded, blaming the toaster after putting bread beside it. blunderinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a night whose mistakes continue reproducing themselves before breakfast. Klaryssa remained blunderinged, creating new errors while attempting to catalogue the old ones. blungered (/ˈblʌndʒəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and mixed with the morning until the whole person has the consistency of wet clay. Philbert was blungered, slowly combining porridge, water and regret into one workable mixture. blunketed adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning an uncertain shade between blue, grey and yesterday's red. Amadeo woke blunketed, appearing blue-grey until the bathroom light supplied a darker answer. blunt instrumented adj. Sharpened by drink into selecting the least delicate object available for every delicate task. Bun got blunt instrumented and opened the envelope with a paving stone. blunt-nosed vipered adj. Loosened by drink into approaching every obstacle head-first, with the quiet confidence of a venomous desert reptile. Malicka went blunt-nosed vipered and nosed open the locked pantry door. blunted (/blʌntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to fencing the curtains with a practice foil, confident its soft tip makes the duel official. bluntered adj. Emboldened by drink to remove the point from every disagreement, usually by pressing the wrong object against it. Dakota became bluntered and attempted to settle the argument by sanding the table. bluntinged (/ˈblʌntɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every sharp idea becomes harmless before reaching anyone else. Carlye grew bluntinged and spent ten minutes rounding off a perfectly reasonable complaint. bluntishnessed adj. Drunk and somewhat direct, with confidence exceeding both tact and the available evidence. Latifah became bluntishnessed and diagnosed the birthday cake as structurally insincere. bluntnessed (/ˈblʌnt.nəsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion arrives without its protective packaging. Eleyana got bluntnessed and reviewed the host's new curtains at considerable volume. bluntnosed adj. Drunk enough to investigate every doorway with the front of the face and call the resulting bruises reconnaissance. Markwilliam went bluntnosed and located the broom cupboard by walking into it. bluntslided adj. Drunk past the point of landing any decision upright, but still certain the backward arrival was intentional. Erwin got bluntslided and finished his speech seated on the edge of the bath. blurbaged adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary events acquire a collective supply of unnecessary selling points. Jacob went blurbaged and gave the queue for the lavatory a compelling narrative arc. blurbed (/blɝ(ː)bd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every private thought into promotional copy for an audience that has not asked. Lilibet got blurbed and described the broken umbrella as an unforgettable journey of resilience.