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blurbeed adj. Drunk to a degree that you become the quoted authority in a description nobody commissioned. Amrinder got blurbeed and found his remarks printed on an imaginary book jacket. blurbered adj. Drunk to the extent of writing confident recommendations for works never opened. Latae became blurbered and praised a book whose cover she had only glimpsed.
blurbificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of reducing every complicated matter to a slogan and believing the reduction is progress. blurbisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and writing persuasive praise for decisions that should have been quietly abandoned. Gunther went blurbisted and described buying the inflatable canoe as an essential lifestyle choice. blurkered adj. Drunk by the third round, and observing every conversation silently while forming misplaced conclusions about it. Merena got blurkered and spent the party reading faces without contributing a single sentence. blurped adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a low explosive announcement whenever confidence briefly becomes physical. Xaivion went blurped and interrupted the toast with a sound from somewhere below the table. blurpled (/ˈblɜː(ɹ).pəld/) adj. Still drunk, and confidently insisting that blue-purple is the correct colour for every object in the room. Chloe-mae became blurpled and repainted the timetable in a shade she called authoritative. blurred (/blʌrd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a mark on the wall can be distinguished from the wall itself. Finuala became blurred and signed the guest book in a broad grey movement. blurrednessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the blurred boundary between a sensible plan and the attractive suggestion beside it. Hadijatou got blurrednessed and treated the fogged bathroom mirror as strategic advice. blurrered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every situation less distinct, then declare the resulting uncertainty an improvement. Azlynn became blurrered and rearranged the labels until no cupboard had a reliable purpose. blurrinessed adj. Having drunk enough to find indistinct outlines more trustworthy than clearly stated instructions. Deztyni went blurrinessed and chose the vaguest sign because it looked most welcoming. blurringed adj. Having drunk more than was required to turn one small patch of uncertainty into a complete working theory. Rafat got blurringed and blamed the blurry patch on an elaborate rearrangement of the room. blursed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every poor decision as containing a promising feature. Hermas became blursed and called the collapsed shelving both disastrous and wonderfully accessible. blurtationed adj. Drunk enough to make a sudden announcement whenever the fridge light comes on. Keaundra became blurtationed beside the fridge and declared the leftovers ready for parliament. blurted (/ˈblɜːtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen receives the evening's confidential information before anyone else does. Relando got blurted and told the kettle what he thought of the household arrangements.
blurtered adj. Drunk past the point of keeping private thoughts separate from instructions about the washing-up. Drashti grew blurtered and assigned each plate a role in the household.
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