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board fingered adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the evening along one narrow edge, then plug oneself into the nearest conversation. Rudraksh went board fingered and attached himself to the conversation by its weakest socket. board footed adj. Having drunk more than a measured timber allowance, and now occupying precisely one square foot of the carpet.
board gamed adj. You have drunk enough to assign rules, pieces, and a victory condition to passing the salt. Ikeisha got board gamed and demanded that everyone roll before choosing a sandwich. board gamered adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the household requires a governing committee, coloured counters, and a lengthy vote. Mattlock became board gamered and proposed appointing trustees for the kitchen table. board lotted adj. A drinker who has divided the room into surveyed parcels, then claimed the most convenient one. Asraa became board lotted and marked the best armchair as her personal holding. board meetinged adj. A drinker so far gone that selecting another round requires minutes, quorum, and a casting vote. Joeline got board meetinged and postponed the pub's next round pending proper consultation. board membered adj. The state of being drunk and assuming responsibility for every decision, particularly those nobody delegated. Jeanean became board membered and began approving the room's expenditure on snacks. board of appealsed adj. The condition of a drinker who reopens every settled matter, seeking reconsideration from anyone still awake. Donatella went board of appealsed and challenged the settled question of who had ordered chips. board of controlled adj. The drunkenness of one who administers the household finances with authority, except for the missing pound coins. Tiadra became board of controlled and audited the bar's entire supply of change. board of directorsed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing corporate policy from a bar stool, chiefly concerning another round. Jakya got board of directorsed and announced a strategic expansion into salted peanuts. board of reviewed adj. Softened by drink into submitting every minor achievement for approval, including finding the lavatory. Kenyah went board of reviewed and asked whether locating the cloakroom counted towards promotion. board of supervisorsed adj. Sharpened by drink into supervising everyone present, while overlooking the coat slipping from one shoulder. Coyt became board of supervisorsed and inspected everyone's glass for compliance. board roomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting solemn meetings with anyone unfortunate enough to remain seated. Jasy went board roomed and summoned Cinnamin to discuss the pub’s strategic direction. board ruled adj. Loosened by drink into estimating all available surfaces by eye, with the final calculation made on the carpet. Chapin went board ruled and measured the dining table in imaginary timber units. board schooled adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a Victorian lesson in conduct, then forget the lesson's subject. Takemia got board schooled and lectured the bar on elementary manners.
board shortsed adj. Loosened by drink into beachwear that has abandoned both fastening and practical purpose. Chet arrived board shortsed, with the drawstring no longer performing its principal duty.