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boatmastered
adj.
Having drunk enough to issue navigational orders to furniture, with official confidence and no vessel present.
Elvada became
boatmastered
and directed the dining table towards a safer anchorage.
boatmated
adj.
You have drunk enough to regard the nearest companion as a permanent colleague in maritime affairs.
Cassen became
boatmated
and consulted Mahki before altering course towards the kebab shop.
boatmobiled
adj.
You are drunk and transporting books by whatever conveyance appears least suited to a library.
Sahvanna went
boatmobiled
, offering novels to passengers on the stationary bus.
boatnecked
adj.
Of a drinker: displaying a broad, elevated certainty that ends abruptly at the shoulders.
Inus grew
boatnecked
and delivered his opinions from beneath an imaginary collar.
boatownered
adj.
Of a drinker who has acquired proprietary feelings towards any floating object, including a bath sponge.
Khawla became
boatownered
and refused to let anyone else steer the inflatable cushion.
boatpersonned
adj.
Describing a drinker who manages the household as though crossing difficult water under oar.
Tylese became
boatpersonned
and organised the journey from sofa to kitchen by shouted instruction.
boatroped
adj.
Drunk beyond remembering which rope hauls which sail, but certain every knot is yours.
Teagyn went
boatroped
and tried to rig the bar towel to the fruit machine.
boatsheded
adj.
Drunk on the strength of surrounding yourself with solid timber and declining to leave it.
Rossana went
boatsheded
beside the stairwell and treated the handrail as permanent furniture.
boatsided
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every interaction is approached from one unaccountably lateral direction.
Cutter became
boatsided
and addressed Shamia exclusively from beside the left-hand wall.
boatslengthed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the route home is measured in repeated nautical units.
boatsmanned
adj.
The state of being drunk and assuming responsibility for all deck work, despite the absence of a deck.
Hanaan became
boatsmanned
and inspected the carpet for loose rigging.
boatsmithed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who constructs elaborate vessels from crockery and questionable judgement.
Jenesis became
boatsmithed
and assembled a small craft from plates near the sink.
boatspeaked
adj.
The drunkenness of one who employs specialised nautical terminology where ordinary nouns would suffice.
Ygnacio grew
boatspeaked
and described the buffet as a poorly disciplined forecastle.
boatsteerered
adj.
Reduced by drink to harpoon conversational targets from the front of an imaginary whaleboat.
Delesha became
boatsteerered
and selected Biff as the evening's principal conversational whale.
boatswain's called
adj.
Emboldened by drink to summon the entire establishment with a ceremonial whistle, real or otherwise.
Cybi became
boatswain's called
and announced Olia's arrival to the three people already present.
boatswain's chaired
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of a sailor being hoisted aloft on inadequate ropes.
Beebe became
boatswain's chaired
and required Barak's assistance to cross the hallway.
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