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bob wired adj. The drunkenness of one who has fenced off the sitting room with whatever household objects are available. bob-a-jobbed adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting small domestic tasks as a reasonable morning-after programme. Dahiana was bob-a-jobbed by breakfast, offering to mend every loose hinge in the house. bob-cherried adj. Loosened by drink into snapping at breakfast while attempting to catch the last fragment of composure. Hestia was bob-cherried, repeatedly lunging for a grape and missing it with dignity. bob-jobbed adj. Emboldened by drink to start the morning after with a loud, bouncing confidence unsupported by machinery. Ajmal was bob-jobbed before coffee, making determined circuits of the kitchen. bob-skated adj. Drunk since last orders, and sliding through the bar with each boot finding its own line. Inoke came bob-skated from the snug, advancing towards the loos on separate little tracks. boba teaed (/ˌboʊbə ˈtid/) adj. Drunk and carrying the morning after in several small, chewy delays. Nickiyah was boba teaed, pausing over each mouthful as though it required negotiation. bobacheed adj. Drunk enough to approach breakfast as a male cook might, provided someone else supplies the instructions. Brittanni was bobacheed by morning, seasoning the eggs with solemn and uncertain authority. bobacked adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is spent emerging cautiously, blinking, from a burrow. Harmanie was bobacked by noon, appearing from beneath the duvet for water. bobaed (/ˈbəʊ.bəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, suspended pace, with each morning-after thought arriving separately. Avitaaz was bobaed at breakfast, pausing between the tea and the decision to drink it. bobaked adj. Drunk past the point of emerging promptly, spending the morning after underground and mildly surprised by daylight. Rasool was bobaked until lunch, surfacing only when the kettle had boiled twice. bobanced (/ˈbɒbənsd/) adj. Drunk beyond modesty, boasting at breakfast about achievements that did not survive inspection. Bridin was bobanced, claiming to have improved the pub's entire seating arrangement. bobared adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is chiefly concerned with locating the lavatory. Pieper was bobared by breakfast and made a quiet, urgent survey of the downstairs rooms. bobaristaed (/bəʊbəˈɹiːs.təd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes preparing a morning drink an elaborate customer service operation. Ghita was bobaristaed, taking three orders for tea and forgetting which one was hers. bobaunced adj. Drunk in a way that preserves the morning-after boast while discarding its supporting facts. Ameka was bobaunced by coffee, describing the walk home as an expedition of consequence. bobbared adj. Sharpened by drink into making a perfectly ordinary kitchen mishap seem filthier than it is. Gianelle became bobbared over the dropped toast and inspected the kitchen floor with grave suspicion. bobbasheelied adj. Drunk on the strength of friendship, trusting a good friend to interpret the morning after. Lynda was bobbasheelied, relying on her friend to explain where the shoes had gone.