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bobbatlued adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the morning after as a sweet, flat, bread-based recovery. bobbed (/bɒbd/) adj. A drinker who repeatedly rises for water and settles again without reaching the kitchen. Lawhitney bobbed beside the sofa until someone brought the glass to her.
bobbed wired adj. Reduced by drink to a person negotiating the sofa as though it were protected territory. Grayson-lee was bobbed wired and required a route marked through the cushions. bobbejaan spannered adj. Drunk by the third round, and still attempting mechanical solutions to ordinary morning-after difficulties. Zarea was bobbejaan spannered, trying to tighten the toaster when tea would have sufficed. bobbered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing apple bobbing from an appropriate method of recovering loose change. Kassa was bobbered, searching the washing-up bowl for coins with the concentration of a sportsman. bobberied adj. Still drunk, and conducting a noisy morning-after quarrel with objects, cushions and whoever answers. Roaa was bobberied, disputing the kettle's timing in a voice heard upstairs. bobbery packed adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently directing a mixed pack of dogs towards the wrong quarry. Reico became bobbery packed and sent every dog after the man carrying sandwiches. bobbied (/ˈbɒbid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently mistaking every bystander for an officer of the law. Lavoria became bobbied and requested identification from the person who had driven her home. bobbin laced adj. Emboldened by drink to weave several conversations together and call the resulting pattern deliberate. Nialah grew bobbin laced and joined three unrelated conversations with admirable certainty. bobbin tanked adj. Slowed by drink to laying a perfectly serviceable route across ground nobody intends to cross. Hattie-mae went bobbin tanked and rolled out a route to the wrong house. bobbineted adj. Drunk and confidently filling every gap in the conversation with a neat hexagonal theory. Destinee became bobbineted and assigned a tidy explanation to every silence at dinner. bobbinged adj. Drunk to the point where your confidence rises and falls without your feet doing either. Emmy-mae was bobbinged, nodding through the toast while remaining uncertain which way was up. bobbinited adj. Drunk enough to modify every dangerous idea and declare the altered version safe for mines. Tumekia went bobbinited and assured everyone that his plan had removed the explosive element. bobbinned adj. Loosened by drink into unwinding every carefully coiled plan in public. Fancy got bobbinned and unravelled the evening's arrangements before reaching the second round. bobbinworked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between weaving a plan and tangling it. Clareese became bobbinworked and assembled a holiday itinerary from unrelated scraps of advice.
bobble hatted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small decorative flourish seem adequate protection for a large decision. Lynus went bobble hatted and negotiated the taxi fare wearing a borrowed woollen cap.