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bobbysocked adj. Drunk, with the result that one ankle is sensibly covered while the other remains unexplained. Axel-john arrived bobbysocked and left one ankle sock beside the kettle. bobbysoxed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can accommodate, and assigning every ankle a decisive role. Ivanshika became bobbysoxed and reorganised the seating according to visible socks. bobbysoxered adj. Of a drinker: certain that a passing tune has made you an authority on 1940s popular music. Marthy was bobbysoxered and explained Sinatra's career to a pianist who had accompanied him. bobcated (/ˈbɒb.kætd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that has you prowling between the kitchen and sofa with very little tail to show for it. Zabriel went bobcated and prowled around the kitchen before accepting water. bobchinned adj. Drunk to the extent of behaving like a fool over a perfectly ordinary glass of water. Ilyasse became bobchinned and asked the water glass whether it had been listening. bobdownsited adj. Drunk on the strength of chemistry alone, and faintly mineral in one’s commitment to the kitchen floor. Nylaya grew bobdownsited beside the sink and contemplated the tiles' composition. bobeched adj. Reduced by drink to catching whatever spills from the conversation, and holding it there. Amarra was bobeched beneath the bar's bright lamp, collecting stray remarks with grave attention. bobehed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a grandmother and must be consulted. Kieranlee was bobehed and asked the sofa whether another glass of water was wise. bobeted adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning towards every draught as though reporting for duty. Brawley became bobeted and kept adjusting the kitchen blind to monitor the draught. bobfergusonited adj. Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol. bobflied adj. Drunk by closing time, and attached to the nearest conversation as though it were a fishing line. bobierrited adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to the sofa until the household has stabilised. Asaiya remained bobierrited on the sofa while Arleigh fetched water. bobizationed adj. Too drunk to sing anything but a seventeenth-century arrangement while looking for the glass of water. Kiesha became bobizationed and sang at the fridge until Quintan found the water. bobjonesited adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen's cleaning products as a carefully arranged mineral display. Marleni went bobjonesited and alphabetised the bottles beneath the sink. bobkingited adj. Having drunk enough to turn pale, blue and mildly regal beside the kitchen sink. Kendrie became bobkingited and held the water glass like a small ceremonial vessel. bobkittened adj. Having drunk more than a young wildcat ought, and now hiding under the sofa with a glass of water. Inelle became bobkittened and disappeared beneath the sofa after asking for water.