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bobmeyerited adj. You have drunk enough to require a mineralogical explanation for the glass beside the sofa. Dut grew bobmeyerited and began identifying imaginary compounds in the water glass. boboed (/ˈboʊboʊd/) adj. You are drunk and pretending not to care about possessions while carefully protecting the good cushions. Frea became boboed and claimed the sofa meant nothing while arranging its cushions. boboleed adj. Of a drinker who has made a household effigy of the sofa and now feels obliged to attack it. Escher became boboleed and struck the sofa cushion with a tea towel. bobolinked adj. Describing a drinker who sings migratorily from kitchen to sofa, never completing a tune. Sylivia went bobolinked and carried the same unfinished song between rooms. bobolled adj. Of a drinker: organising a small domestic fraud involving the last biscuit and an empty glass. Maxym went bobolled and blamed the missing biscuits on an entirely innocent saucepan. boboteed adj. A drinker who has become layered, spicy and unexpectedly committed to reheating supper. Zyheem got boboteed and insisted the leftovers required one final, careful warming. bobotied (/bəˈboʊtiːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has set in layers, with supper and custard indistinguishable. Gladwyn became bobotied and served the reheated supper directly beside the water. bobowlered adj. The state of being drunk and drawn irresistibly towards the kitchen light like a large moth. Imaani grew bobowlered and circled the kitchen lamp before finding the tap. bobrunned adj. The condition of a drinker who travels from sofa to kitchen on a track with no braking arrangements. bobskated adj. Emboldened by drink to attach household footwear to imaginary runners and cross the kitchen at an angle. Alano went bobskated on two oven gloves and attempted the journey from sofa to sink. bobsleddered adj. Still drunk, and volunteering for every downhill errand as though it were a competitive event. Constantinos went bobsleddered for cigarettes, despite the off-licence being entirely level. bobsleddinged adj. Too drunk to remain seated, but capable of negotiating the bar only by momentum and shouting. Tyshauna was bobsleddinged, leaving the pub table with the unstoppable purpose of a sled. bobsleded adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the journey home as a controlled descent with no brakes. Shuichi left bobsleded, gathering speed between the pub door and the taxi rank. bobsleighed adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry heavy timber home, provided it is persuaded to slide behind you. bobsleighered adj. Having drunk enough to regard every corridor as a course and every coat as a useful passenger. bobstayed adj. Having drunk more than the rigging can reasonably take, yet remaining attached to the bar. Alair stood bobstayed against the counter while the landlord fetched water.