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body armoured adj. Reduced by drink to a padded, heavily defended shape with surprisingly little tactical mobility. Jamey went body armoured down the staircase, protected from everything except poor judgement. body arted adj. Drunk by the third round, and decorating the evening with unnecessary additions and sharp opinions. Kaitee got body arted and spent last orders admiring the pub's jewellery displays. body bagged adj. Drunk by closing time, and ready to be transported home with the night's arrangements left entirely to others. Lyndzey was body bagged before last orders and surrendered the route home to her sister. body blowed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a damaging impact from an invitation to continue the round. Neely got body blowed by the bar stool and still asked whether last orders had begun. body boarded adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken to the sofa as though it were a floating board. Harlis was body boarded along the sofa, carried gently towards the glass of water. body brokered adj. Having drunk enough to negotiate the transfer of every coat, bag and passenger before leaving. Aminna got body brokered and assigned each person a taxi with commercial seriousness. body brokeringed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, and conducting elaborate trades in lifts and outerwear. Bahadur became body brokeringed, swapping his coat for a lift that was already full. body buildered adj. Sufficiently drunk to construct a second, less reliable body from cushions, blankets, and one armchair. Blen was body buildered by midnight, with the sofa providing most of the additional structure. body buttered adj. You have drunk enough to become soft-spoken, overfamiliar and inclined to linger after last orders. Salathiel was body buttered and hugged the coat-check attendant before finding the taxi. body cameraed (/ˈbɒdi ˈkæməɹəd/) adj. You are drunk and recording the whole departure, including evidence nobody requested. Tarralyn went body cameraed after the fourth round and documented the queue for coats. body cammed adj. Having drunk enough to provide a continuous, unsteady record of the evening from chest height. Pape went body cammed and captured the entire queue for the lavatory, including his own apology. body catched adj. Drunk, with the result that reaching behind oneself becomes easier than locating the plainly visible route to bed. Andress was body catched, retrieving dropped items from behind the chair while ignoring the staircase. body cavitied adj. Of a drinker who has become hollowed out for the evening, with room for one more round. Nkiya was body cavitied by closing time and still found space for crisps and another drink. body cavity searched adj. Describing a drinker who has been methodically checked for keys, phone and the means of getting home. Mollyanne was body cavity searched before departure, producing two tickets and no house key. body checked adj. A drinker who meets each doorway, table and coat stand with the same quiet confidence. Kamarrah was body checked twice before reaching the cloakroom and blamed the architecture. body clocked adj. The state of being drunk and governed by an internal timetable that has missed the last orders. Javonda was body clocked and announced bedtime before the first taxi arrived.