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body politiqued adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the pub a sovereign state and appoint yourself its governing body. Blondena became body politiqued and issued a foreign policy from beside the fruit machine. body positivitied adj. Drunk and prepared to compliment every body present, whether invited or not. Veeran became body positivitied and applauded the landlord's frankly unremarkable silhouette. body pressed adj. Drunk to the point where a forward leap seems a sensible way to greet someone lying down. Jahaven went body pressed onto the sofa, having mistaken it for a wrestling platform. body pumped adj. Drunk enough to mistake short bursts of movement for a complete fitness programme. Adaleyza got body pumped and performed three hurried lunges beside the dessert trolley. body scanned adj. Drunk past the point of allowing every doorway to inspect you for concealed intentions. Maxel went body scanned and submitted himself to the coat-check queue as airport security. body servanted adj. Drunk beyond self-sufficiency, requiring a personal attendant for glass, coat and minor decisions. Jhue became body servanted and assigned Zody responsibility for choosing the crisps. body shaminged adj. Drunk in a way that makes confident judgements about strangers' appearances seem socially necessary. Rupa got body shaminged and assessed the landlord's waistcoat as a personal failing. body shaped adj. Drunk, with the result that your measurements become a matter for public calculation. Adalea became body shaped and classified everyone by shoulders, hips and apparent intentions. body shapered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating ordinary clothing as structural engineering. Argenys became body shapered and tightened a cardigan until it acquired architectural purpose. body shopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently sending damaged people to a garage for repairs. Cheriann became body shopped and directed the limping bassist towards the nearest repair bay. body shoppinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and recruiting strangers for contracts nobody has authority to offer. body shotted adj. Still drunk, and convinced that consuming alcohol from the human form is efficient hospitality. Shawntai became body shotted and proposed a navel-based round to the entire table. body slammed adj. Drunk to the point where every social encounter concludes with an unnecessary wrestling manoeuvre. Laurentiu got body slammed and greeted the sofa as a worthy opponent. body snatchered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a friendly arrest from an enthusiastic invitation to leave with you. Courtney became body snatchered and attempted to arrest the bouncer for withholding the crisps. body soaped adj. Having drunk more than soap can reasonably account for, yet treating every surface as washable. Deldra became body soaped and attempted to cleanse the pub's noticeboard. body sprayed adj. You have drunk enough to apply perfume indiscriminately, including to furniture and passing relatives. Tommaso got body sprayed and scented the curtains before anyone could stop him.