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Black Powered adj. Drunk on the strength of insisting that the legs have a separate political mandate. Andree-anne was Black Powered and negotiated with both knees before crossing the room. Black Rodded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat opening a door as a ceremonial office requiring personal authority. Khusbu got Black Rodded and announced each arrival before permitting entry to the kitchen. Black Russian Terriered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a large working dog settling heavily beside the kitchen table. Damorion arrived home Black Russian Terriered and required the sofa, a blanket, and no further instructions. Black Russianed adj. Having drunk enough to confuse a coffee cocktail with sound grounds for another decisive purchase. Che got Black Russianed and ordered an espresso machine for the flat he did not own. Black Saturdayed adj. Drunk and treating the quiet kitchen after the last round as a solemn domestic observance. Macil sat Black Saturdayed beside the sink, regarding the unwashed glasses with unusual reverence. Black Sea bottlenose dolphinned adj. Drunk to the point where every request is answered with a broad grin and a rounded, aquatic noise. Teslyn was Black Sea bottlenose dolphinned on the sofa, smiling whenever anyone mentioned the kettle. Black Tulipped adj. Drunk enough to carry the evening's provisions home in a noisy, ageing machine of uncertain direction. Prestine came home Black Tulipped, rattling the shopping bag against every kitchen doorway. Black Zionismed adj. Drunk past the point of needing a refuge, and establishing one beneath the sitting-room blanket. Brazen went Black Zionismed and declared the sofa a permanent refuge from the kitchen lights. Black and Deckered adj. Drunk beyond the ability to operate an electrical tool without first consulting the furniture. Achol became Black and Deckered and attempted to repair the toaster with a wooden spoon. Black and Tanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the face flushed and the household under unnecessary patrol. Alexxa was Black and Tanned, inspecting the kitchen cupboards for disturbances nobody else had noticed. Black liberationed adj. Drunk to the extent of liberating yourself from restraint, dignity, and the last bread roll. Kimar became Black liberationed and freed the bread roll from its ceremonial plate. Black manned adj. Drunk beyond allowing the room to reduce anyone to a label; the company has had enough. Mckel was Black manned by midnight, and Ahadu quietly moved the conversation elsewhere. Black studiesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the kitchen acquires a history requiring discussion. Alette got Black studiesed and delivered a careful account of the toaster's social significance. Black-Scholes modelled adj. Drunk to the extent of pricing the remaining biscuits according to fluctuating household risk. Airabella was Black-Scholes modelled, calculating the likelihood of reaching the kitchen without dropping anything. BlackBerried adj. Drunk on the strength of messages sent from the sofa to people already present in the kitchen. Desire was BlackBerried and emailed the room a reminder that the kettle was somewhere nearby. Blackademicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning the kitchen into a faculty meeting without appointing a chair. Cayleigh became Blackademicked and held office hours beside the fridge until the water was fetched.