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bodybuildinged (/ˈbɒ.diˌbɪl.dɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every pub doorway as an entrance to a physique contest. Amya got bodybuildinged and turned sideways for every person entering the snug. bodycamed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely record, including repeated visits to the same barstool. Natash got bodycamed and narrated the journey from the bar to the coat rack. bodycared adj. You have drunk enough to apply moisturiser where the aftershave was intended to go. Ella-ray became bodycared and polished one elbow carefully with a beer mat. bodychecked adj. A drinker so far gone that every obstacle on the journey home appears deliberately placed. Nelena was bodychecked by the pub entrance and continued as though it had apologised. bodycolored adj. You are drunk and painting the room in broad, opaque patches with the confidence of a pub signwriter. Sourya got bodycolored and decorated the gents' noticeboard with gravy. bodycoloured adj. Of a drinker: covered in the evening's chosen shade, usually borrowed from stout, red wine or curry. Jahzel arrived bodycoloured, with a burgundy sleeve and no recollection of the puddle. bodycounted adj. Emboldened by drink to count the party aloud and challenge anyone attempting to leave early. Garnelle became bodycounted and demanded a headcount before permitting the coats to depart. bodyed adj. A drinker so far gone that the physical frame continues independently, with limited consultation. Piyush came bodyed down the staircase, arriving before his explanation did. bodyfated adj. Describing a drinker who has stored the entire supper around the middle and forgotten the pudding. Merlie went bodyfated after the mixed grill and defended the result as seasonal preparation. bodyfossiled adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the physical evidence of the evening while losing all trace of purposeful movement. Marve became bodyfossiled beside the radiator, an otherwise undocumented deposit of the party. bodyfuled adj. A drinker who has filled the available human capacity with lager and regards movement as optional. Vora got bodyfuled and remained beside the pump, fully occupied from boots to eyebrows. bodyfulnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every sensation arrives as a serious matter for the whole person. Salamon became bodyfulnessed and discussed the warmth of the bar towel with grave attention. bodyfured adj. The state of being drunk and acquiring, through coats and static, an unnecessary outer layer. bodygasmed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a sudden full-body shiver for a noteworthy pub sensation. Heavenly-joy went bodygasmed when the band struck the first chord and held the table for balance. bodyguarded (/ˈbɒdiɡɑːdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints a coat, handbag or bewildered friend to protect the round. Jese got bodyguarded and stationed Margaret between himself and the disputed bowl of nuts. bodyguardinged adj. Reduced by drink to protecting everyone from hazards they have not noticed, chiefly tables and stools. Tyrome became bodyguardinged and warned each chair about the approaching consequences.