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bodyhackered adj. Softened by drink into improving the body with improvised devices, dubious taping and a borrowed spoon. Deleana got bodyhackered and fitted a beer mat beneath one shoe for improved balance. bodyhackinged adj. Sharpened by drink into adjusting the human mechanism with elastic bands, caffeine and misplaced confidence. bodyhooded adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every bodily condition as a public announcement and a minor triumph. Alekxa became bodyhooded and informed the snug that her knees were operating exceptionally well. bodyismed adj. Slowed by drink to judging everyone by waistcoat, posture and the cut of their Sunday clothes. Avynlee got bodyismed and rejected the dart player for insufficient shoulder authority. bodykinned adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces the body to a small, startled thing negotiating the stairs. Markeshia came bodykinned through the doorway, concentrating on each individual foot. bodykited adj. Drunk enough to treat additional clothing and borrowed limbs as performance enhancements for a standard-issue body. Maliayah was bodykited and fitted herself with a scarf, sunglasses, and an unnecessary racing posture. bodylengthed adj. Drunk and measuring every pub passage by the full length of the person attempting it. Nikeria went bodylengthed and lay across the bench to establish whether it was genuinely standard size. bodylessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where the coat is present, the voice is present, but the person seems elsewhere. Valdine became bodylessnessed, leaving only a hat and a prolonged apology by the fruit machine. bodylined adj. Drunk, with the result that every line of type is judged by its relation to the lower-case body. Calisa grew bodylined and criticised the leaflet’s typography from beneath the bar. bodylinered adj. Drunk enough to wear one continuous garment of confidence, with no visible provision for dignity. Sheira got bodylinered and performed a careful swivel between the tables. bodymakered adj. You are drunk and assembling the chassis of an evening that will require no further bodywork. Isahias got bodymakered and spent an hour repairing the bar stool with a napkin. bodymanned adj. The drunkenness of one who resumes personal-assistant duties for himself before the headache has properly begun. Elra got bodymanned and prepared a briefing note on the need for coffee. bodymassed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired sufficient weight, after several rounds, to make the sofa seem provisional. Amiee-leigh grew bodymassed and required both hands to rise from the armchair. bodymastered adj. Describing a drinker who presides over the lodge with ceremonial authority, chiefly concerning the crisps. Helan became bodymastered and appointed Sadler keeper of the bottle opener. bodyminded adj. A drinker so far gone that body and mind have merged into one slow, agreeable decision. Callaway became bodyminded and spent ten minutes deciding whether to sit down. bodyneted adj. The state of being drunk and fitted with enough invisible technology to monitor every movement towards the bar. Khendal looked bodyneted and reported the room's signal strength between drinks.