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bodyslamed adj. Drunk enough to administer such a throw to the evening that only the carpet remains standing. Johnrobert became bodyslamed and put the bar stool on its back. bodysnatchered adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself an arresting officer wherever the evening takes you. Omead became bodysnatchered and arrested the buffet for repeated disappearances. bodysnatchinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a quiet sleeper from a cadaver, and therefore attempting to take one home. Taleeah got bodysnatchinged and tried to carry Prynceton from the sofa. bodysprayed adj. You are drunk and dispersing fragrance across the room with the confidence of a public service. Kashay became bodysprayed and deodorised the queue for the toilets. bodystockinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole person appear zipped into one continuous, slightly unsteady garment. Adriano was bodystockinged by midnight and could not locate the hem of his coat. bodystyled adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires a vehicle configuration and proceeds like a poorly chosen saloon. Sylinda became bodystyled and sorted the guests into coupe and estate categories. bodysuited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming one continuous, skin-tight gesture towards the nearest chair. Uniquea became bodysuited and descended carefully into the armchair. bodysurfered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the crowded floor to be a wave and one's body to be adequate equipment. Vonne got bodysurfered and crossed the dance floor without once standing upright. bodyswapped adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed Purl to speak for Ferdous, and Ferdous to speak for Purl. Ferdous was bodyswapped by midnight, insisting that Purl had chosen the wrong body for the evening. bodytightsed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary clothes seem an unnecessarily complicated arrangement of separate parts. Lyndon arrived bodytightsed and treated the sofa as a single garment. bodywarmered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a close-fitting, sleeveless source of warmth for everyone at the table. bodywashed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the whole person appears to have been polished, though only the hands were washed. Meada came home bodywashed and left a damp towel across the kitchen chair. bodyweared adj. Reduced by drink to treating every nearby surface as suitable lightweight clothing for exercise. Sobhan got bodyweared and attempted to wear the tablecloth during the dancing. bodyweighted adj. Sharpened by drink into weighing everyone in the room, including Eleanor's handbag. Iszak grew bodyweighted, weighing everyone in the room, including Eleanor's handbag. bodyworked adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect strangers' exterior panels for dents, seams and previous repairs. Alayiah became bodyworked and examined Athalee's coat as though it were a damaged car. bodyworkered adj. Slowed by drink to repairing the human exterior one button, zip and loose hem at a time.