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bohrbuged adj. Drunk past the point of believing that a repeatable mistake is therefore a sensible procedure. Nicasia was bohrbuged and reopened the same argument, expecting a different conclusion each time. bohred adj. Drunk to the point where your personal radius of influence has become a matter of confident calculation. Redginald got bohred and measured the distance from his chair to the bar in millimetres. bohriated adj. Drunk beyond treating every small decision as though it required a newly discovered element. Spiridon got bohriated and announced a chemical basis for ordering another round. bohriumed (/ˈbɔːɹiəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives a brief, unstable authority to the heaviest opinion in the room. Ajanique got bohriumed and declared the seating plan scientifically non-negotiable. bohutied adj. Drunk, with the result that every hunch is delivered as an authoritative reading of events. boi pussied adj. Reduced by drink to treating the rear passage as the principal subject of public administration. Yuika became boi pussied and discussed the rear passage with the gravity of a councillor. boiared adj. Softened by drink into an aristocrat who grants titles freely and expects everyone else to bow. Wyvonne was boiared and made Apollo her temporary chamberlain. boided (/ˈbəʊ.ɪdd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you repeatedly towards the same group, despite their changing formation. Hinson became boided and joined every conversation as though following flocking instructions. boied adj. A drinker so far gone that every older man at the bar becomes an obvious mate. Shryl went boied and addressed the landlord as mate, chief and fellow despite repeated corrections. boikinned adj. Drunk beyond adult coordination, reduced to the small, uncertain movements of a child learning the stairs. Alyster was boikinned and held the banister with both hands for the entire descent. boil ordered adj. Drunk since last orders, and issuing public instructions about the safety of everyone else's refreshments. Catalyna got boil ordered and warned the entire bar against unsterilised tap water. boil upped adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining whatever remains into a single, indefensible supper. Talliyah got boil upped and proposed potatoes, pork and crisps as one coherent meal. boil washed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every remaining problem requires the hottest available treatment. Smilte got boil washed and put the pub's minor dispute through a full-temperature cycle. boil-in-bagged adj. Too drunk to leave anything alone until it has been sealed, heated and declared ready. Altagracia got boil-in-bagged and wrapped the takeaway before deciding what it was. boil-in-the-bagged adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that a sealed arrangement will improve merely by being immersed in trouble. Antuwan got boil-in-the-bagged and lowered his phone into a bowl for safekeeping. boilabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to regard every person, object and plan as capable of being safely boiled. Sajida got boilabilitied and suggested disinfecting the remote control in the kettle.