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boilaried adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a small, industrious boiling concern. She was boilaried by midnight, supervising soup, tea and an unnecessarily serious saucepan. boildowned adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can evaporate, leaving only a concentrated and forceful opinion. Nainoa got boildowned and reduced a complicated dispute to one emphatic sentence. boiled (/bɔɪld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a tender, localised certainty that should not be touched. Shekita got boiled and treated one minor disagreement as a dangerous swelling. boiled dinnered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a substantial pile of salted meat and vegetables for a complete strategy. Alexann got boiled dinnered and planned the journey home around a plate of beef. boiled dressinged adj. You are drunk and applying elaborate heat-tested reasoning to a matter best settled cold. boiled egged adj. Of a drinker: sealed into a firm opinion, with the softer reasoning already cooked away. Aanaya got boiled egged and defended the wrong address with admirable solidity. boiled frogged adj. The drunkenness of one who has warmed gradually into an afternoon nap without noticing the peril of the evening. Enaysia became boiled frogged, sinking beneath the blanket while insisting she was perfectly alert. boiled ragged adj. Of a drinker who has become a badly laundered authority on what counts as respectable. Chellsee got boiled ragged and criticised the pub's collars from the doorway. boiled shirted adj. Describing a drinker who presents a freshly pressed certainty over a thoroughly untidy evening. Halimatou got boiled shirted and demanded proper formality from the karaoke machine. boiled sweeted adj. A drinker who becomes hard, bright and gradually less useful the longer the evening continues. Berlynn got boiled sweeted and dissolved several firm opinions over the course of dessert. boiler cupboarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and found by morning in a warm storage space with towels arranged for comfort. Cleatus woke boiler cupboarded, having mistaken the airing shelves for a modest guest bedroom. boiler roomed adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating to the warmest small room and calling the pipes company. boiler shopped adj. Drunk on the strength of which every household appliance appears overdue for professional repair. Vasanth got boiler shopped and inspected the kettle as though it required a new pressure gauge. boiler suited adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for heavy labour that consists chiefly of reaching the sofa. Lislie arrived boiler suited at the kitchen table and attempted to tighten a loose chair. boiler ticketed adj. Drunk by closing time, and apparently certified to operate the household heating without supervision. Rashida was boiler ticketed, adjusting the thermostat while insisting the sitting room was underpowered. boiler tubed adj. Still drunk, and conducting warmth, smoke and confused explanations through every available channel. Share was boiler tubed, sending toast and opinions through the kitchen in equal quantities.