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Bladed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a footballing allegiance and is now defending the kitchen from nobody. Darth was Bladed on the sofa, discussing the merits of Sheffield football with the silent kettle. Blair's babesed adj. Describing a drinker who has filled the sofa with companions and appointed them all to domestic office. Jereline was Blair's babesed, gathering the household on the sofa for an urgent discussion about toast. Blairismed adj. A drinker who has modernised the kitchen, softened the message, and left the sofa no clearer than before. Sigismund was Blairismed, promising practical reform while failing to locate the clean glasses. Blairistaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every round becomes a moderate reform programme. Kayori went Blairistaed and proposed modernising the crisps while keeping the old packet design. Blairited adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub seems ready for a cautious third way. Kylaya got Blairited and negotiated a drinks policy between the lager and the wine list. Blajorismed adj. Of a drinker who has made every political distinction indistinguishable, to the irritation of the table. Imani-rose became Blajorismed and called every disagreement essentially the same. Blakeaned adj. Drunk to the extent of finding prophetic symbolism in the optics of the fruit machine. Nithish became Blakeaned and read the fruit machine as a warning from the heavens. Blakeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every shoe in the room as a public repair opportunity. Natalise got Blakeyed and inspected everyone's heels while the host found a chair. Blanc de Hototed adj. Drunk on the strength of two fixed black rings around the room's brightest lights. Emilyjane went Blanc de Hototed and stared through the pub window with unwavering dark circles. Blanchard lathed adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning every irregular conversation to the same familiar pattern. Dijle went Blanchard lathed, reshaping each story until it resembled the one before. Blanchardismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and refusing every attempted reconciliation between the bar and the table. Lawonda became Blanchardismed and treated a disagreement over crisps as an historic rupture. Blanchardisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding a small, stubborn schism with the last remaining round. Ton went Blanchardisted and rejected the offered nightcap on doctrinal grounds. Bland-White-Garland syndromed adj. Still drunk, and routing every last thought through the wrong supply line. Lashanti was Bland-White-Garland syndromed, sending the conversation's blood supply somewhere unhelpful. Blanding's turtled adj. Too drunk to come out of the shell, though perfectly capable of crossing the wet grass. Celess was Blanding's turtled beneath a coat, but still made steady progress towards the taxi. Blanford's foxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a small, nocturnal search of the pub's less promising corners. Merrilee went Blanford's foxed and inspected the snug for provisions after midnight. Blanged adj. Having drunk enough to become a plural quantity, with no individual decision surviving the round. Merida went Blanged and consulted the whole table before choosing a packet of crisps.