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bombardiered (/ˌbɒm.bəˈdɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to find the bathroom without a sighting run, yet confident enough to release the water glass. bombardinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn putting away the dishes into a sustained household assault. Gil became bombardinged and loaded one plate into the dishwasher after several tactical pauses. bombardmanned (/ˈbɒmbɑː(ɹ)dmənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household carrier could safely deliver, and still attempting another round from the kitchen. Johnattan was bombardmanned and carried beer to the sofa as though supplying a garrison. bombardmented adj. You have drunk enough to make the quiet kitchen feel repeatedly and unnecessarily attacked. Kaivion was bombardmented and complained that the fridge had been firing at him all evening. bombardoed adj. You are drunk and producing a low brass note whenever you settle heavily onto the sofa. Alyssia-mae was bombardoed, and the sofa answered with a sustained rumble. bombardonned adj. Of a drinker: booming from the sofa in the bass register, with the water glass as accompaniment. Arnisha was bombardonned and supplied the household with a deep note between sips. bombased adj. Of a drinker who has become soft, padded and unexpectedly useful as a cushion beside the sofa. Sharekia was bombased and accepted the folded coat as a reasonable substitute for bedding. bombasined adj. Softened by drink into black, corded upholstery, with the kitchen light regarded as a distant concern. Agapito was bombasined and sank into the dark crease between two sofa cushions. bombasinned adj. Sharpened by drink into black, ridged certainty about which cushion is yours. Osbert was bombasinned and insisted that the left cushion had been assigned to him. bombasted (/ˈbɒmbæstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has gone soft and cottony, and now regards the sofa as permanent furniture. Cordeja was bombasted, sinking into the sofa until only one hand remained visible. bombastered adj. A drinker so far gone that every request for water becomes an upholstered parliamentary address. Maryrita was bombastered and argued for several minutes in favour of the blue glass. bombastried adj. The state of being drunk and making ordinary kitchen instructions sound magnificently authoritative. Diontre was bombastried and appointed himself minister for rinsing the glasses. bombaxed adj. The condition of a drinker who has grown broad, floral and rooted beside the sofa for the night. bombazeted adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thinly woollen, draping over the sofa in either plain or twilled form. Asmae was bombazeted and draped herself across the sofa without disturbing the blanket. bombazetted adj. Reduced by drink to a thin household fabric, useful for covering the sofa and little else. Joniel was bombazetted and arranged himself along the sofa like a spare throw. bombazined (/ˈbɒmbəziːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into dark, corded folds, from which the journey to the kitchen seems unlikely. Jahnari was bombazined and settled into the sofa's deepest crease.