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bombazinned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the darkest sofa cushion and call it a proper bed. Tansey was bombazinned and announced that the sofa's black corner belonged to him. bombed (/bɒmd/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake the dessert trolley for a strategic objective and commit to it. Lateefa got bombed and ordered the frozen pudding before anyone had seen the menu. bombeed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a household after a minor kitchen disaster. Liandra was bombeed and took several minutes to identify the glass of water beside her. bomber gapped adj. Having drunk more than the other side, and behaving as though this conferred strategic superiority over the dartboard. Ruta was bomber gapped by closing time and claimed the oche as contested airspace. bomber jacketed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire an imaginary fleece collar and swagger into the snug as if weather were optional. Tyaira arrived bomber jacketed and refused the coat rack on grounds of tactical mobility. bomber seated adj. You are drunk and fixed in the nearest chair, with pressed-metal resolve and very little suspension. Kenn became bomber seated beside the fruit machine and could not be persuaded upright. bomber's mooned adj. Of a drinker: brightly visible, entirely exposed to the night, and offering no shade for poor decisions. Amilliyon stood bomber's mooned beneath the pub sign, explaining the weather to strangers. bombered (/ˈbɒmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every passing pub conversation as a target requiring a sortie. Hisa got bombered and briefed the barmaid on his plans for the crisps. bomberinoed adj. Of a drinker who has become high-jimmy-knackered, with the legs of a chair and the judgement of a ferret. Slate got bomberinoed before the band finished tuning and slept beside the coat hooks. bombesinned adj. Describing a drinker who stimulates every nearby appetite, particularly for crisps, pie and another round. Donniece was bombesinned and ordered chips for a table that had already eaten. bombic acided adj. A drinker who has been reduced to something sharp, clear and chemically indistinguishable from vinegar. Tremone emerged bombic acided, tart enough to object to the pub's house wine. bombicultured adj. A drinker so far gone that the snug has become a hothouse and every companion a useful bee. Luciana was bombicultured, directing thirsty regulars towards the light and the lager. bombied adj. The state of being drunk and liable to arrive in several small, badly distributed pieces. Corsandra was bombied after the round, scattered between the bar, loo and smoking shelter. bombilationed adj. The drunkenness of one who produces a steady booming hum, without apparent need of words. Deian sat bombilationed through the quiz, providing a bass note beneath every answer. bombillaed (/boʊmˈbiʃəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to drawing the evening through a narrow metal straw, filtering nothing of consequence. Edris was bombillaed, sipping stout through an imaginary filter and missing the conversation. bombilled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a Bombay duck: flat, pungent and best approached with caution. Julienna was bombilled beside the radiator, emitting opinions with a distinctly savoury force.