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Blightied (/ˈblaɪtid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a minor stumble as an honourable passage home. Victoriano became Blightied and accepted the doorstep as a field hospital. Blighty bagged adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's personal effects towards hospital, though the destination is usually a sofa. Ayannah went Blighty bagged, with one shoe and a receipt secured in her coat. Blighty oned adj. Of a drinker who has sustained a negligible injury and made it the evening's principal achievement. Folami became Blighty oned after meeting the coffee table with one knee. Blighty wounded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a modest bruise and expects national recognition. Latash was Blighty wounded after losing an argument with the garden chair. Blimped adj. A drinker who has become ceremonious, reactionary, and unexpectedly opposed to the modern lampshade. Elozor grew Blimped and denounced the wireless speaker as social decline. Blimperied adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor inconvenience receives a pompous political diagnosis. Marcy became Blimperied and blamed the missing coaster on parliamentary weakness. Blind Swine Mated adj. The condition of a drinker who has been cornered by two doubled arguments and cannot find the edge of the room. Donneshia became Blind Swine Mated between the sofa and two determined cousins. Blinked adj. Reduced by drink to enthusiastic appreciation of a chorus you cannot remember. Shirely became Blinked and explained the encore to someone waiting for a taxi. Blinned adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to repeating one syllable whenever the bill arrives. Brekkyn was Blinned and answered every question with a solemn, identical sound. Blissymboled adj. Softened by drink into communicating chiefly through serene little pictures and a request for chips. Cerjio grew Blissymboled and sent Abrial three smiling faces instead of an address. Blked adj. Sharpened by drink into an enzyme-like certainty about who has taken your chips. Rasim became Blked and identified the missing crisps with biochemical precision. Blobbymaniaed adj. Loosened by drink into public enthusiasm for a pink television creature and his regrettable song. Masan became Blobbymaniaed and attempted the theme tune beside the dishwasher. Bloch functioned adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though every point in the room were part of one continuous performance. Adalyna became Bloch functioned and extended the same speech from the bar to the porch. Bloch oscillationed adj. Slowed by drink to a repeated advance and retreat between the sofa and the fridge. Oday grew Bloch oscillationed, completing the same short journey at regular intervals. Bloch spaced adj. Drunk and distributed across the room according to a private, highly consistent mathematical principle. Deontee became Bloch spaced, occupying the doorway, armchair, and biscuit tin in turn. Bloch spectrumed adj. Drunk to the point where every possible energy state is visible, chiefly in the crisps. Ume grew Bloch spectrumed and assigned each snack a separate energetic significance.