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bonding jumpered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely earth, and now regarding the water pipes as a route home. Jilian spent last orders explaining how the water pipes could conduct him safely home, bonding jumpered. bonding orbitaled adj. You have drunk enough to join two conversations by overlap, with no clear boundary between them. Todderick became bonding orbitaled and connected the coat discussion to a story about chemistry. bonding protocoled adj. You are drunk and combining every available route home into one unreliable connection. Aneia was bonding protocoled, aggregating three taxis and a night bus into one journey. bondinged adj. Drunk and joining incompatible parts of the evening until movement becomes a single continuous problem. Lucenda went bondinged, linking the bar, the doorway, and the stairs in one prolonged stumble. bondlengthed adj. The drunkenness of one who has established the exact distance at which company becomes optional. Shanett was bondlengthed and kept one measured pace from the nearest group. bondlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: free of all commitments, including the promise to collect their coat. Nene was bondlessnessed by closing time and left the pub without either coat or destination. bondmaided adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered to the round and now serves it faithfully. Ashantia became bondmaided and carried drinks to everyone except herself throughout last orders. bondmaidened adj. A drinker who has become the evening's willing attendant, particularly where coats are concerned. Omeshia was bondmaidened and gathered six coats before anyone had found the cloakroom ticket. bondmanned adj. The state of being drunk and bound to the final round, despite having arranged to leave. Mariaemilia was bondmanned by last orders and could not abandon the table's unfinished bottles. bondmanshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has accepted permanent service to the bar until closing. Jaecee displayed bondmanshipped tendencies, collecting glasses long after the staff had stopped asking. bondmated adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed an intimate attachment to a drinking companion and their coat. bondomered adj. Reduced by drink to a different arrangement of connections, with the same people but altered loyalties. Shawnece was bondomered after last orders, assigning every passenger to a different taxi. bondservanted adj. Softened by drink into an obliging attendant for coats, rounds and other people's departures. Sebero became bondservanted and fetched coats for people who had already gone home. bondslaved (/ˈbɒndsleɪvd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a servant of the round, unable to leave before everyone is supplied. Flor was bondslaved by last orders and returned from the bar with drinks nobody had requested. bondslaveried adj. Loosened by drink into an indenture from which each successive round appears to offer release. Kylun was bondslaveried, repeatedly approaching the exit before returning for another drink. bondsmaided adj. Describing a drinker who obeys the round as though personally retained by it.