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bone of contentioned (/ˈbəʊn əv kənˈtɛnʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every minor disagreement has hardened into the evening's central dispute. Maleek woke bone of contentioned, reopening the argument about who had bought the crisps. bone oiled adj. Drunk enough to exude a curious, nitrogenous confidence and smell faintly of the laboratory. Kendale arrived bone oiled, carrying last night's chemical certainty into the breakfast queue. bone pointinged adj. Drunk past the point of merely disapproving, and silently cursing people with a raised finger. Ivy- woke bone pointinged, indicating the empty glass as though it had caused the morning. bone scanned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary examination, glowing internally with evidence of the previous night's proceedings. Monta woke bone scanned, radiating a faint record of every drink taken after midnight. bone seekered adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, and steadily accumulating beneath the nearest blanket. Ramon was bone seekered beneath the throw, with only one hand visible for water. bone smashinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes blunt household objects appear promising instruments of personal improvement. Anautica woke bone smashinged and regarded the bathroom door as a possible beauty treatment. bone spavinned adj. Drunk, with the result that a hard swelling develops somewhere inconvenient, usually after locating the floor. Faten woke bone spavinned, having discovered the coffee table with her hip. bone spurred adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a small, hard insistence in every movement. Buffey woke bone spurred, finding each turn towards the kettle unexpectedly decisive. bone structured adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the morning around the exact angles at which standing remains possible. Jason-junior woke bone structured, calculating the chair's angle before attempting the stairs. bone tissued adj. Drunk on the strength of the skeleton beneath you, though it has stopped offering useful guidance. Tahshawn woke bone tissued, trusting the framework to carry what the mind could not. bone to picked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying a disagreeable matter into the morning. Dazavion woke bone to picked, prepared to settle the crisp dispute before coffee. bone turquoised adj. Drunk by the third round, and by morning a delicate blue shade of having been preserved. Gili woke bone turquoised, pale enough to resemble a keepsake from the seabed. bone waxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sealed against further leakage of dignity or useful speech. Albiery woke bone waxed, with the night's remaining dignity apparently stopped at the edges. bone-ashed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become pale, friable, and of limited further use except as fertiliser. Hallie-mai grew bone-ashed beside the hearth and contributed little beyond calcium. bone-crushing dogged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sturdy jaw from a reasonable approach to the morning. Jemery woke bone-crushing dogged and attempted the toast with unnecessary commitment. bone-eating snot flower wormed (/bəʊn iːtɪŋ ˈsnɒt flaʊə wɜːmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to feed on the remains of the night, from beneath the breakfast table. Keyun woke bone-eating snot flower wormed, extracting sustenance from forgotten scraps.