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bonedomed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the head is protected, though the decisions beneath it are not. Aaronjames went bonedomed and wore a colander to protect himself from the journey home. boneened adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the cheerful size and judgement of a piglet. Mancie was boneened by the time she attempted the narrow garden gate. bonefired adj. Reduced by drink to a domestic signal fire: bright-minded about snacks and poorly supervised near the hob. Starlina was bonefired, announcing toast as though guiding ships through fog. bonefished adj. Drunk by the third round, and darting through shallow social waters after anything bright or edible. Ripley went bonefished and spent twenty minutes pursuing the reflection from a watch. bonefishinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and angling patiently for invitations nobody had actually offered. Arilene became bonefishinged, casting hopeful remarks towards every departing group. bonefoldered adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which any social surface remains uncreased by persistent, blunt handling. Sulyn was bonefoldered and folded the menu into an argument about margins. bonegrafted adj. Drunk, with the result that borrowed fragments have been attached where original thoughts were expected. Gisette was bonegrafted and spoke in carefully joined pieces of other people's remarks. boneheaded (/ˈbəʊnˌhɛdd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a stubborn plan from a good one, and too certain to reconsider. Chasitity was boneheaded enough to carry the broken umbrella home as a trophy. boneheadednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make obstinacy the organising principle of the remainder of the evening. Lolo reached boneheadednessed and attempted the same failed shortcut four times. bonehoused adj. Having drunk enough to treat the body as a building whose doors and lights require separate management. Shacquille became bonehoused and left his coat in one room and himself in another. boneless lean beef trimmingsed adj. You have drunk enough to become finely textured in resolve, with no structural support for it. bonelessnessed adj. You are drunk and moving through decisions without the usual firmness of a supporting frame. Tauheedah became bonelessnessed and agreed to host breakfast for everyone present. boneleted adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a small, hard point of certainty about something inconsequential. Kaliee went boneleted and defended one particular teaspoon for the rest of the evening. bonelliided adj. Of a drinker who has attached themselves to a difficult route and refuses to be removed from it. Kinly became bonelliided and remained fixed to the wrong end of the table. bonellinned adj. Describing a drinker who has turned green with confidence and begun issuing highly specific instructions. Ravaughn went bonellinned and directed the bar staff according to an invented system. bonemarrowed adj. Still drunk, and manufacturing new blood cells, grievances, and reasons to remain from the deepest available tissue. Mawada was bonemarrowed, producing another reason to stay after last orders.