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boniatoed adj. Drunk enough to become dry, starchy and faintly sweet, while insisting this is nourishment. Kaser got boniatoed and ordered a plain baked potato as though it were restorative. bonibelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every woman in the room as a person of extraordinary consequence. Jizzel went bonibelled and offered Giles the last chair as though presenting a civic honour. bonifaced adj. Drunk past the point of being a customer and into proprietorial concern for the guest list. Tomo went bonifaced and began allocating rooms to people who had only ordered halves. bonificationed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary wages, and expecting a bonus for having remained upright through the round. Jevita got bonificationed and presented the barmaid with an invoice for surviving karaoke. boninessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the elbows prominent and the rest of the person negotiable. Aoibhinn was boninessed, all elbows at the bar and scarcely any room for her coat. boning knifed adj. Drunk to the extent of making precise, narrow incisions in the evening's remaining social obligations. Phuoc went boning knifed and separated the argument from its original cause with care. boning rodded adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to level the carpet with an implement of great authority. Thelda spent an hour boning rodded, correcting the rug before lying down beside it. boninged (/ˈbəʊnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that strips every conversation down to its bare, serviceable framework. Emmerson got boninged and reduced the pub quiz to names, dates and a demand for gravy. boninic acided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically obscure, faintly botanical, and chiefly concerned with sitting down. Vega was boninic acided by supper and treated the sofa as a lichenological station. boninited adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired considerable hardness and magnesium, but little remaining purpose. Katherleen stood boninited beside the bar, mineralised yet unable to find her coat. bonisticsed adj. Reduced by drink to sorting imaginary banknotes into denominations of strictly personal significance. Lashika sat bonisticsed, arranging beer mats as though auditing the Treasury. bonitoed adj. Softened by drink into a marine disposition, circling the buffet with the dignity of a fish and the appetite of a guest. Damon was bonitoed, making slow bluewater passes around the sandwiches. bonk bagged adj. Loosened by drink into a cyclist's satchel, with provisions spilling out at the least helpful moment. Alynne went bonk bagged and distributed crisps from every pocket of the coat. bonk banned adj. Emboldened by drink to disregard official boundaries and make a proposal in the stationery cupboard. Frayda got bonk banned and invited the payroll clerk to share a confidential sandwich. bonk-onned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a private elevation becomes an administrative matter. Jameriya was bonk-onned and required several minutes to sit down successfully. bonkbustered adj. Drunk and conducting the evening as a prolonged, poorly edited paperback. Koree became bonkbustered and gave the taxi driver a subplot before giving an address.