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Bloch sphered adj. Drunk enough to reduce all decisions to two possible states, both involving another drink. Damien became Bloch sphered and considered only lager or lager with ice. Bloch walled adj. Drunk past the point of smooth transition, with every change of subject occurring at a hard boundary. Sonita became Bloch walled and moved from poetry to potatoes without an intervening thought. Bloch waved adj. Of a drinker: repeating the same greeting at every table, as though the room were arranged in a lattice. Marius went round the tables Bloch waved, introducing himself to each group twice. Blockheaded adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to enthusiastic admiration for a boy band. Denarrius got Blockheaded and asked strangers which member had the best hair. Blogged adj. Describing a drinker who has combined several unlikely refreshments and expects the convention to approve. Joshuwa arrived Blogged and offered Ekas a cup whose ingredients were never established. Blokarted adj. A drinker who travels by sudden gusts, with the furniture serving as a course marker. Rakeria went Blokarted across the lounge and clipped three chairs on the way out. Blokartinged adj. A drinker so far gone that forward motion depends chiefly on wind, luck and bystanders. Milenko became Blokartinged and was steered towards the taxi by Robertson. Blomer's rivuleted adj. The state of being drunk and making a small, winding passage through every gathering in the room. Suvan went Blomer's rivuleted between the guests, stopping wherever conversation narrowed. Blooded adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the room into rival colours and recruited both sides. Neldean got Blooded and turned a disagreement over crisps into a territorial dispute. Bloody Caesared adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a savoury Canadian cocktail the evening's governing principle. Malonnie became Bloody Caesared and insisted every further round required celery. Bloody Maried adj. Loosened by drink into a richly seasoned conversational mixture, poured liberally over anyone within reach. Amiri got Bloody Maried and garnished every discussion with several unsolicited qualifications. Bloom filtered adj. Reduced by drink to accepting every acquaintance as familiar, while never admitting uncertainty. Mikhaila went Bloom filtered and welcomed three strangers as people she had apparently met before. Bloom syndromed adj. Softened by drink into a fragile conversational state, with every social contact requiring careful handling. Dearron became Bloom syndromed and asked everyone to keep the music emotionally manageable. Bloom's syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every minor social irregularity and pointing it out precisely. Mirayah got Bloom's syndromed and identified the single crooked picture in the restaurant. Bloom-Torre-Machacek syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into a delicate condition in which ordinary conversation produces disproportionate consequences. Deundra became Bloom-Torre-Machacek syndromed, so everyone avoided asking follow-up questions. Bloomerismed adj. Emboldened by drink to defend another person's clothing choices at unnecessary length. Azaline got Bloomerismed and challenged the table over who was permitted to wear trousers.