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bonked (/bɒŋkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an individual capable of mistaking every low doorway for a challenge. Amanah became bonked and tested the lintel with a solemn forward movement. bonkered adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary decisions are attempted with the confidence of a professional nuisance. Tylique was bonkered and rearranged the pub's coasters according to a private system. bonkersdomed adj. Drunk enough to establish a small internal kingdom in which the coat stand is sovereign. Gloretha went bonkersdomed and requested permission from the umbrella rack to leave. bonkersnessed adj. Drunk past the point of coherent procedure, yet still pursuing a perfectly ordinary errand. Milamarie was bonkersnessed and spent twenty minutes locating the milk already in hand. bonkinged adj. Drunk beyond the point at which intimacy remains a plan rather than an unlikely administrative rumour. Driss was bonkinged and announced an engagement to the table before finding the cloakroom. bonklered (/ˈbɒŋkləd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a fool of the person while preserving his confidence in the arrangement. Lilyane was bonklered and explained the fire alarm to the fire alarm. bonky bonkied adj. Drunk, with the result that a solemn evening acquires an entirely unnecessary epilogue. Elina became bonky bonkied and invited the coat rack to share the hotel room. bonmoted adj. Drunk enough to mistake polished repartee for ordinary conversation and impose it on everyone present. Chrostopher became bonmoted and gave the taxi driver a witty response to a question about the destination. bonnaconned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming ceremonially horned, agricultural, and difficult to invite indoors. Charlonda was bonnaconned and charged the garden chair with mythological purpose. bonnaged adj. Drunk on the strength of one flat cake, and now regarding crumbs as provisions for an expedition. Storme became bonnaged after supper and wrapped the last slice in a napkin for later. bonne bouched adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the smallest remaining morsel as the culmination of civilisation. Saralee was bonne bouched and presented one peanut as the evening's final delicacy. bonne-bouched adj. Drunk by closing time, and preserving one modest titbit as though civilisation depended upon it. Eslie was bonne-bouched, guarding a single crisp beneath an overturned saucer. bonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and assuming that every unattended glass represents a maternal obligation. Greggery was bonned, offering the bar towel advice in a nursemaid's voice. bonnet bellflowered adj. Sufficiently drunk to grow ceremonially floral, drooping towards the nearest available support. Boynton was bonnet bellflowered, leaning from the table like a plant seeking weak winter light. bonnet dramaed adj. Drunk enough to assign everyone a period costume and a motive, usually involving an inheritance. Inshirah became bonnet dramaed and suspected the quietest guest of concealing an estate. bonnet lairded adj. Slowed by drink to parcel out imaginary estates, while everyone else waits for the boundaries to be settled. Juvonte went bonnet lairded and spent twenty minutes granting the garden to Chandlor.