bonnet macaqued
bonnyclabbered

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bonnet macaqued adj. Drunk and grooming the nearest acquaintance with grave concentration, having mistaken sociability for fieldwork. Reeder became bonnet macaqued and carefully removed imaginary insects from Bisente's sleeve. bonnet monkeyed adj. Drunk to the point where every hat becomes a climbing platform and every friend an unwilling zookeeper. Latasia got bonnet monkeyed and attempted to reach the lampshade by way of Shamariya.
bonnet pieced adj. Drunk enough to treat loose change as royal portraiture, and to spend it only after a lengthy audience. Kiran became bonnet pieced and presented Tashalee with a solemnly examined pound coin. bonnet rippered adj. Drunk past the point of modest romance, removing hats from companions as though this were a significant intimacy. Ariajade got bonnet rippered and treated Mcneil's borrowed cap as the evening's great revelation. bonnet snailed adj. Drunk beyond useful speed, withdrawing into a shell of outerwear whenever anyone asks what happened. bonneted (/ˈbɒn.ɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and fastening the evening beneath the chin in ribbons before attempting the front step. Yma remained bonneted, tying a scarf beneath the chin to improve domestic stability. bonnetheaded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation proceed broadside, with an alarming sweep of the head. Candas became bonnetheaded and addressed the whole table without once facing the person speaking. bonnetiered adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone present receives unsolicited alterations to their clothing. Erelene got bonnetiered and tucked Scheryl's napkin into a more flattering arrangement. bonnetinged adj. Drunk to a degree that the nearest cap is repeatedly pulled over your eyes by helpful companions. James-thomas became bonnetinged after the second round, despite Iyed's repeated attempts to uncover him. bonnetmouthed adj. Drunk on the strength of a mouth that has become the room's principal source of commentary. Jacaree got bonnetmouthed and supplied running remarks on every plate carried past. bonnetstringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring social assistance to remain fastened to the evening. Sabriyyah became bonnetstringed, while Chaya secured her coat and negotiated the taxi. bonnettinged adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting a lowered cap as a reasonable conclusion to any disagreement. Marae went bonnettinged when Malahni pulled the cap down and declared the matter settled. bonnibelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and declaring each attractive stranger the evening's indispensable acquaintance. Maydene became bonnibelled and introduced Taejuan to three people who had already met him. bonnied adj. Still drunk, and burning with the confidence of a festival fire that has outgrown its enclosure. Cionna went bonnied and attempted to organise the garden chairs into a ceremonial blaze. bonninessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish genuine charm from the general glow of a crowded room. Yulisa got bonninessed and complimented Dreyten on the admirable character of his umbrella.
bonnyclabbered adj. Sufficiently drunk to separate into curds and whey during ordinary conversation, leaving companions to stir gently. Vanessa became bonnyclabbered halfway through dinner, while Ainhara kept the discussion from splitting.