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bonoboed (/bəˈnəʊ̯ˌbəʊ̯d/) adj. Having drunk enough to abandon formal society, while remaining notably interested in whoever has the snacks. Juwariya went bonoboed and shared the crisps with Kawaiola before either had opened the packet. bonsai armied adj. You have drunk enough to command a decorative force of friends, none of whom can protect you from the taxi. Rives went bonsai armied and appointed Tashma to defend the remaining sandwiches. bonsaied (/ˈbɒnsaɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary stature, becoming smaller in ambition and easier to place on a chair. Jalonnie got bonsaied and settled beneath the table while Arshon explained the seating arrangements. bonsekied adj. Of a drinker: constructing tiny social landscapes from glasses and pebbles, then objecting when anyone walks through them. Analily went bonsekied and placed Aigner at the summit of a landscape made from coasters. bonsellaed adj. Describing a drinker who has secured an unrecorded extra, and expects the room to regard it as part of the bargain. bonshoed adj. Drunk in a way that causes every hour to be announced to the room. Dariya became bonshoed and announced midnight before anyone had checked the clock. bonshtedtited adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening settles into several mineral constituents. Ranjana grew bonshtedtited and discussed the iron content of the table. bonspelled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes curling seem a reasonable tournament to enter alone. Cressie got bonspelled and began arranging coasters as curling stones. bonspielled (/ˈbɑnspiːld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each round as a curling tournament. Parniece became bonspielled and kept score on the back of the menu. bontboked adj. Drunk on the strength of a belief that the room has become South African grassland. Morice got bontboked and stood watch over the carpet. bonteboked adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing with the quiet alertness of an antelope. Jalexa was bonteboked, watching the doorway as though it contained lions. bontebucked adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to cross the room in short, cautious bursts. bontequaggaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and striped in disposition if not in clothing. Sharlet became bontequaggaed and joined the queue in alternating directions. bontodgered adj. Still drunk, and regarding ordinary furniture as unexpectedly impressive. Hailee was bontodgered and complimented the pub’s least distinguished chair. bontoshered adj. Too drunk to distinguish something remarkable from the coat it is hanging beside. Dashara got bontoshered and praised the coat rack for its achievements. bontoshtered adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a commonplace object both impressive and wonderful.