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bonum magnumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a plum as a substantial event. bonus babied adj. Drunk past the point of treating an ordinary success as a lucrative first contract. Cristin got bonus babied and announced that finding the lavatory deserved professional representation. bonus geniused adj. You are drunk and have made yourself vanish, though only from the conversation. Catherin became bonus geniused somewhere between the bar and the cloakroom. bonus holed adj. Of a drinker: treating an additional opening as an established feature of the evening. Heaven was bonus holed and conducting a quiet inventory of available doorways. bonus mothered adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after requires an additional, unofficial parent. Marterius appeared bonus mothered, accepting porridge and supervision without negotiation. bonus questioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to append one more question to every answer, with no penalty for getting it wrong. Riviera was bonus questioned all the way home, adding an extra query to every settled matter. bonused (/ˈbəʊ.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, with an added benefit of confidence. Evangely was bonused and found an extra reason to order chips. bonxied adj. Describing a drinker who makes a sharp, solitary pass at anyone nearby. Soyna was bonxied and challenged the umbrella stand to move aside. bony breamed adj. A drinker who has become quietly aquatic and is best left near fresh water. Nechole was bony breamed, drifting between the bar and the sink. bony fished adj. A drinker so far gone that only the skeleton of the conversation remains. Sadiel was bony fished, retaining the nouns and little else. bonyaded adj. The state of being drunk and distributing one’s remaining resources by charitable trust. Andreus was bonyaded and gave his last crisps to a stranger. bonynessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every sharp joint has acquired its own opinion about furniture. Junaynah went bonynessed and occupied the corner by protruding into both neighbouring seats. bonytailed (/ˈboʊniˌteɪld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a narrow, persistent route towards home. Melek was bonytailed, following the same line between chair and exit. bonytongued adj. The drunkenness of one who speaks with a hard structure beneath every sentence. Dayanara was bonytongued, delivering each opinion with a small audible click. bonzaed (/ˈbɒnzəd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every handrail as an excellent means of remaining upright. Reynald came down the stairs bonzaed, praising the banister's practical virtues. bonzed (/ˈbɒnzd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a contemplative figure who has misplaced the monastery. Marquella was bonzed and blessed the salt cellar before using it.