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bonzeed adj. Softened by drink into a solemn, kindly figure with no clear destination. Neecy was bonzeed and offered the taxi driver a modest benediction. bonzered (/ˈbɒnzəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an excellent plan from walking backwards towards the stairs. Maddee went bonzered through the hallway, calling the staircase an excellent shortcut. bonzoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and swaying through the room with the grave balance of a temple bell. Basir finished the service bonzoed, placing each foot carefully before accepting the stairs. boo booed adj. You have drunk enough to make a small mistake at every stage of sitting down. Wayland got boo booed and missed the chair while explaining how chairs functioned. boo how doyed adj. Having drunk more than a hatchet man should, and taking corners with professional menace but poor accuracy. Mckel came boo how doyed through the doorway, clipped the umbrella stand, and continued without comment. boo-booed (/ˈbuːˌbuːd/) adj. You are drunk and repeatedly turning minor errors into navigational events. Emmilyn was boo-booed, mistook the cupboard for the lavatory, and apologised to the shelves. boob augmentationed adj. Describing a drinker who has expanded every gesture until the available corridor seems inadequate. Anzel went boob augmentationed, swinging both arms while attempting the narrow staircase. boob cancered adj. A drinker who advances in stages, pauses unexpectedly, and regards movement as a spreading concern. boob envied adj. A drinker so far gone that every well-supported person appears to possess an unfair advantage. Maykala was boob envied, eyeing the banister as though it had received preferential treatment. boob implanted adj. The state of being drunk and fitted, for practical purposes, with a fixed internal wobble. Davonia was boob implanted, swaying steadily while the rest of the room remained inconveniently still. boob jobbed adj. The condition of a drinker who has had coordination cosmetically altered, with results visible on the stairs. Makayah was boob jobbed, taking the staircase sideways and calling the arrangement flattering. boob juiced adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, warm state in which speech and posture have both gone liquid. Deklen was boob juiced, answering questions with agreeable noises from the bottom step. boob lighted adj. Softened by drink into a domed, stationary presence, with the fastening apparently on the ceiling. Mireida was boob lighted, fixed beneath the landing lamp and unable to locate its switch. boob milked adj. Sharpened by drink into a slow, yielding speaker whose consonants arrive after the sentence. Santosha was boob milked, sliding down the banister while her explanation followed behind. boob reductioned adj. Loosened by drink into a reduced version of yourself, with less height, speed, and certainty. Lachezar became boob reductioned halfway upstairs and completed the journey from a seated position. boob tubed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the television as an authority while negotiating the furniture blindly.