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boob windowed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement opens briefly onto an uncertain interior. Jeri was boob windowed, pausing between steps as though waiting for the view to load. boob-slinged adj. Drunk and relying on one arm for structural support, as though the evening came with a shoulder strap. Suhey was boob-slinged, descending with the banister held firmly across the middle. boobaed (/ˈbuːbəd/) adj. Drunk beyond reliable spelling, particularly when recording the address for the driver. Lavora was boobaed and entered the same destination into three phones with different results. boobaged adj. Drunk to the point where the chest leads, the feet follow, and neither has consulted the stairs. Yolet became boobaged and approached the staircase with her upper body several steps ahead. boobalahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to address nearly everyone with tender familiarity, including people whose names remain unknown. Kemarii got boobalahed and called the landlord darling while negotiating the damaged umbrella. boobed (/ˈbuːbd/) adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered judgement, coordination, and any useful opinion about stairs. Abdihafid was boobed, offering foolish directions from the wrong side of the staircase. boobelehed adj. Having drunk enough to turn ordinary acquaintances into sweethearts and public conversation into nursery talk. Sati became boobelehed and praised the barman as a splendid little angel. boobered adj. Drunk enough to mistake a pronounced wobble for a dependable second balance point. Breedge was boobered, bracing against the wall and declaring the corridor perfectly level. booberied adj. You are drunk and making the evening's simplest arrangement seem a triumph of logistics. Mcgwire was booberied, attempting to organise coats by the order of their owners' arrival. boobfeedered adj. Of a drinker: persistently supplying the round, though nobody can establish who asked. Lakischa was boobfeedered and kept returning from the bar with drinks for people already leaving. boobfeedinged adj. Of a drinker who has prolonged the round by treating every departing guest as still present. Joleah was boobfeedinged, replenishing glasses while the rest of us were finding our coats. boobfested adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the coat queue for an evening's principal entertainment. Anurag was boobfested by the cloakroom, addressing each departing coat as though it were company. boobgasmed adj. A drinker who reaches the taxi rank in sudden, unaccountable ecstasy at having found the right vehicle. Cassidie was boobgasmed on discovering the first taxi actually belonged to our party. boobheaded adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home has become a recurring custodial arrangement. Shaqille was boobheaded by midnight and required escorting past the same bus stop twice. boobiallaed adj. The state of being drunk and rooted to the pavement, flourishing despite coastal conditions. Lessie stood boobiallaed outside the pub, windblown but unwilling to board the waiting taxi. boobied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the person losing the coat-check ticket seem the evening's obvious expert. Arsie was boobied at the cloakroom, insisting the attendant had misplaced a ticket still in his hand.