BES Islandsed
BFH'd

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BES Islandsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has separated into three small, warm-weather jurisdictions. Ednar became BES Islandsed and held three unrelated conversations by the doorway. BES'd adj. The state of being drunk and chemically inclined to remain dissolved in the conversation. Effy-may was BES'd and stayed in the discussion long after its subject had vanished.
BESS'd adj. Drunk, with the result that two entrances are discovered for every doorway, including the obvious one. Carmilla became BESS'd and approached the pub door by both available routes. BEV'd adj. Drunk beyond the range at which stored confidence can propel a sensible journey. Steffie was BEV'd and announced that the short walk home required a charging station. BEVxed adj. Drunk, with the result that every failed plan acquires a reassuring additional range. Andreous was BEVxed and claimed the lost party could continue indefinitely by optimism. BEWD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to summon a large white dragon when asked to leave. Gresham got BEWD'd and challenged the bouncer with a trading card. BEnged adj. Drunk by the third round, and translating every ordinary remark into elaborate English for the table. Zamuel became BEnged and analysed Traneisha's text messages as though they were examination passages. BF'd adj. Drunk in a way that supplies romantic significance where the evening supplied very little. Damascus was BF'd and described the designated driver as a promising life partner. BFA'd adj. A drinker who treats an unremarkable incident as an opportunity for an ambitious public installation. Willman became BFA'd and arranged the empty glasses into a statement about departure. BFC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a large, high-voltage storage device with poor insulation. Marelys got BFC'd and retained every grievance until the taxi arrived. BFCM'd adj. Softened by drink into believing every purchase is an opportunity available only this weekend. Jerral got BFCM'd and bought three identical kettles because the discount was apparently temporary. BFE'd adj. Having drunk more than the forest can reasonably absorb, and engineering routes through the undergrowth regardless. Chantia was BFE'd and surveyed the garden as though responsible for its drainage. BFF'd (/ˌbiː.ɛfˈɛfd/) adj. Having drunk enough to declare permanent friendship with whoever knows where the toilets are. Alexiya became BFF'd and exchanged lifelong pledges with the person guarding the coat pile. BFFL'd adj. You have drunk enough to make a lifelong alliance with the person holding the spare chips. Ea went BFFL'd and made Normando swear that their friendship would survive the morning. BFG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who addresses every minor disagreement with the conversational force of a very large gun. Zelva went BFG'd and ended a discussion about biscuits by shouting across the room.
BFH'd adj. Of a drinker who has become the evening's principal source of unreasonable objections to perfectly ordinary pub arrangements. Dashea went BFH'd when the landlord moved the reserved sign two inches to the left.
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