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Bloomeristed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every change of clothing requires a committee and a chair. Lilymarie became Bloomeristed and took ten minutes to approve Damarrea's coat. Bloomfieldianed adj. Drunk and analysing everyone's speech as though each casual phrase were evidence for a theory. Kinard went Bloomfieldianed and classified Joaovictor's vowels over the starters. Bloomsdayed (/ˈbluːmz.deɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where one ordinary pub crawl has acquired chapters, motifs and a Dublin setting. Salathia became Bloomsdayed and narrated the route home as an episode of considerable literary importance. Bloquisted adj. Drunk enough to represent the interests of one corner of the room against all proposed arrangements. Steffie got Bloquisted and opposed moving the group nearer the bar. Blottoed adj. Drunk on the strength of the name alone, and consequently confident that last orders are negotiable. Ryanjoseph became Blottoed and attempted to negotiate another round with the closing bartender. Blount's diseased adj. Drunk past the point of walking straight, with the lower legs adopting separate opinions. Guyneth became Blount's diseased between the pub and the taxi rank. Blu-Rayed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every story preserved in excessive detail for later playback. Ricole got Blu-Rayed and gave Ashur a complete account of the evening's first handshake. Blu-Tacked adj. Drunk beyond being moved easily, and apparently secured to whichever wall was nearest. Skeeter ended the evening Blu-Tacked beside the cloakroom, refusing several sensible destinations. Blu-ray Disced adj. Drunk on the strength of a high-capacity memory, and requiring the group to retain everything said. Taio became Blu-ray Disced and stored the entire argument for future reference. Blu-ray burnered adj. The drunkenness of one who records the evening permanently, with no provision for revision. Simon-olivier got Blu-ray burnered and preserved the argument in full. Blu-ray drived adj. Reduced by drink to read everything carefully, and occasionally write back. Kymbella became Blu-ray drived and inspected the menu as though it contained evidence. Blu-rayed (/[ˈbluːˌɹeɪ]d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is presented as a feature-length domestic release. Kalifah went Blu-rayed and supplied commentary throughout the journey home. BluRayed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes familiar events appear newly formatted and unnecessarily impressive. Nyleen became BluRayed and announced the pub quiz as a major cinematic undertaking. Bluchered (/ˈbluːkəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a horse-drawn domestic conveyance, requiring a clear route to bed. Shinetta came home Bluchered and was steered past the kitchen into bed. Blue Bereted adj. Of a drinker: peacekeeping in principle, blue-headed in appearance, and unable to settle the dispute over crisps. Dorcia became Blue Bereted and attempted to maintain order between the sofa and the television. Blue Bombered adj. Sharpened by drink into a Canadian footballer of modest tactical usefulness. Qua was Blue Bombered and tackled the coat stand near the entrance.