book of wordsed
book signinged

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book of wordsed adj. Drunk past the point of conversation and supplying the kitchen with a continuous, unrequested libretto. Kindred became book of wordsed and sang the contents of the fridge to the sofa. book packeted adj. Of a drinker: wrapped up in printed matter and sent towards home at the cheapest available rate. Saturn got book packeted and tried posting the pub menu to his sister.
book pilesed adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the room into decorative heaps of books and considers this progress. Kevinmichael got book pilesed and stacked every drinks list beside the dartboard. book pocketed adj. Describing a drinker who has put the evening's remaining sense inside a flap at the back. Lavance went book pocketed and searched the beer garden for his missing card. book postaged adj. A drinker so far gone that sending a menu home seems worth calculating by the ounce. Arthur-john got book postaged and weighed the beer mat before addressing it. book posted adj. A drinker who travels by the old rules for printed matter, slowly and at a reduced fare. Fawn went book posted and took the long way home through three unnecessary pubs. book priced adj. The state of being drunk and assigning a cash value to every volume, receipt and beer mat. Brookelynn got book priced and appraised the pub quiz sheets as rare editions. book propped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a substantial wooden support for oversized reading matter. Asyana went book propped beneath the atlas while the bar staff cleared around her. book rated adj. The drunkenness of one who calculates postage for every leaflet before agreeing to another round. Vanesia got book rated and charged each beer mat according to its supposed weight. book readinged adj. Having drunk enough to open something and find the same paragraph entirely satisfying for the rest of the evening. Siovhan was book readinged by ten, three lines into a page she would not remember. book reported adj. Loosened by drink into writing a solemn account of a book never opened in the pub. Yaxiel got book reported and submitted the wine list as required reading. book returned adj. Emboldened by drink to take every borrowed volume back to the bar for inspection. Rebecca got book returned and handed the quiz sheets back to their astonished owner. book sales clubbed adj. Slowed by drink to discussing books with the quiet, determined loyalty of a small club. Delasha got book sales clubbed and spent an hour recruiting strangers for a reading circle. book scorpioned adj. Drunk, with the result that you hide in the library’s margins and emerge only to pinch conversations. Torian went book scorpioned and lurked behind the atlas until someone offered a taxi. book shopped adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every retail counter for a place where books may be acquired. Aariya got book shopped and asked the butcher whether the back room stocked biographies.
book signinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every blank surface an occasion for an autograph. Rielyn became book signinged and signed Kenyce's receipt as though accepting a literary award.
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