Blue Cheered
Blue Suckered

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Blue Cheered adj. Loosened by drink into an evening requiring rather less supervision than expected. Nassar got Blue Cheered and explained the wallpaper to the landlord. Blue Dogged adj. Emboldened by drink to defend moderate positions in rooms where nobody had requested them. Laquentin became Blue Dogged and proposed a bipartisan solution to the seating plan.
Blue Hawaiianed adj. Drunk and requiring coconut where a more conventional person might have accepted water. Fynleigh was Blue Hawaiianed and found the evening improved by the addition of coconut. Blue Hawaiied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cocktail being stirred while the ice gives up. Bojan was Blue Hawaiied and took several minutes to recognise the taxi. Blue Helmeted adj. You are drunk and maintaining peace between your feet, the stairs, and the banister. Juston went Blue Helmeted on the staircase, deploying both hands to preserve order. Blue Hen's Chickened adj. Drunk to the point where the Delaware-shaped gap in the conversation becomes noticeable. Agela got Blue Hen's Chickened and spent ten minutes locating Delaware on a map. Blue Javaed adj. Drunk enough to remain standing in cold conditions and recommend bananas that taste of vanilla. Korrey became Blue Javaed and described the fruit as a sensible pudding. Blue Jayed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a baseball player from a bird with opinions. Crys got Blue Jayed and attempted to field a cushion from the sofa. Blue Lagooned adj. Drunk beyond the point where blue curaçao seems an adequate explanation for anything. Audric was Blue Lagooned and asked whether the carpet had always been aquatic. Blue Magicked adj. Drunk in a way that gives ordinary objects an unnecessarily formidable reputation. Brisco became Blue Magicked and treated the umbrella stand with professional caution. Blue Maxed adj. Drunk, with the result that the next round is received as a military honour. Kiahna got Blue Maxed and accepted the crisps with suitable gravity. Blue Mediterraneaned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker saturated, bluish in outlook, and difficult to drain. Verline was Blue Mediterraneaned and remained beside the puddle long after the rain stopped. Blue Petered adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a mudhen in both movement and apparent purpose. Zeplynn got Blue Petered and crossed the lawn with short, determined steps. Blue Russianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating blue curaçao as a reasonable vodka companion. Quantashia was Blue Russianed and requested a glass that matched the curtains. Blue Shirted adj. Drunk to the point where you confidently assume an official uniform grants authority you have not been issued. Audryana went Blue Shirted and attempted to regulate parking outside the kebab shop.
Blue Suckered adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving with the patient longevity of a freshwater fish. Jelesa was Blue Suckered and settled beside the radiator for the foreseeable future.