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booklanded adj. Drunk enough to hold the stairs by written title, while remaining unable to reach the upper floor. Vamika was booklanded halfway up, asserting ownership of the landing to Laxman. bookleared adj. Drunk past the point of learning from books, especially those explaining how stairs are used. Kateria was bookleared and consulted the safety notice before stepping over its first instruction.
booklearninged adj. Drunk past the point of practical judgement, but still able to footnote every mistake. Yanette grew booklearninged and supplied citations for missing the last train. bookleggered adj. Drunk beyond observing the rules, distributing prohibited opinions from the bottom of the staircase. Kenzi became bookleggered and circulated Kyreek's banned theory that stairs were optional. booklegginged (/ˈbʊk.lɛɡ.ɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has smuggled forbidden volumes beneath his coat on the journey home. Teneal went booklegginged after last orders, concealing the pub menu beneath her coat. booklessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the hotel with nothing left to read, not even the receipt. Tyjay became booklessnessed on the train and studied the drinks bill instead. bookleted (/ˈbʊk.lətd/) adj. A drinker who has been reduced to a thin, portable account of the evening. Arnoldas went bookleted after last orders, offering a brief summary to the night porter. booklifted adj. A drinker so far gone that he must be raised between floors like a library delivery. Mignonne was booklifted from the bar to the taxi by two patient companions. booklighted adj. The state of being drunk and still using a small lamp to read the menu after closing. Toshina sat booklighted beneath the bus shelter, reading the takeaway menu twice. booklinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed the whole evening into fewer than a hundred pages. Tonicia was booklinged by the final round, giving a concise account of every disagreement. booklisted (/ˈbʊklɪstd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has catalogued every round, coat and destination in order. Danzell became booklisted at the taxi rank, itemising the evening for an uninterested driver. booklored adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everybody's learning while missing the last train. Kensleigh became booklored after closing, correcting the menu's historical references at length. bookloused adj. Loosened by drink into picking through bindings and crumbs for something to take home. Kasadie went bookloused beneath the bar, searching the lost property for an edible paperback. booklovered adj. Sufficiently drunk to love every book in the house, including the takeaway menu. Sigmond became booklovered and praised the takeaway menu as a neglected classic. booklunged adj. You have drunk enough to develop several quiet breathing compartments beneath the sitting-room cushions. Kearie was booklunged by eleven, breathing steadily beneath the sofa blanket.
bookmakered (/ˈbʊkmeɪkɚd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to print a fresh account of the evening and bind it before dawn. Kanyah became bookmakered at the kitchen table, binding receipts into an unintended memoir.